Surprises to my Dear Family….
- BS: Hi mom… Missing you and dad very much… feel like coming home…
Mom: (Loudly to Papa) Daddy (she calls him that way)… Something happened to BS…
(And promptly cuts the call)
(PS 1 # BS is notoriously known for not calling home for months together… I am in my sixth running year out of house)
- Diwali eve, Udumalpet, 12.00 am, 2007…
BS (at door step): SURPRISE……. I am home for diwali…
Mom (to my sis): Nari… Shut the door... this migraine is giving me illusions…
(Hell… My sis closed the door on my face)
(PS 2 # BS visited home hardly 8 times in past 6 years)
- May 2008
Occasion: Temple festival
BS: Let me do it, ma… You are tired…
Mom (Proudly to pa): My girl has become BIG (tears in her eyes)
- After a huge Night fight over my wearing of miniskirts, layered shirts, shorts &other what-nots' and reluctance to wear Gold...
The following morning…
Papa: Good morning, BS…. What the heck……. Ye Kuttttttttiiii they exchanged our daughter overnight for someone else…
BS (emerges out of her room wearing a saree and jewellery)
- Welcoming the guests…
BS: Welcome Welcome… Please sit... I'll inform mom... Will you have some water???
Mom (at the Doorstep): (Looking Bewildered) Did they clone you at Madhya Pradesh, BS?
(PS 3 # BS is well known for hiding in her room when people visit)
- June 2008
Mom: Where are you, SH?
BS: Came to Temple, amma... Today is Thursday na??
Mom: What???!!!
(Sister shrieking in background: Mummmmy, sumthin happened to my sister…)
- Mom: So, came back from office, huh? What are you preparing for lunch Beta??
BS: Feeling tired ma… Preparing Tea…
Mom: What?? Are you sure, you are alright?
(PS 4 # BS is (was) allergic to tea, coffee, plain milk)
- Bro (on a Monday, 10 00 am): Hi…. So how are you my sweetie pie…? In office,huh?
BS: No da… Felt Lazy... Took my day off…
Bro: BS… Do me a favor… check yourself with a doctor… God! What have you done to my sister!!
(PS 5 # BS is notoriously known for working even on weekendzzz…)
- 11 00 pm, 3rd July 2008
Mom: Hi beta… Where are you?
BS: In CCD mom… Having Coffee…
Mom: (A definite thud and breaking of glass)
BS: Mumma… what happened? Are you alright?
Mom: I ask ARE YOU ALRIGHT?? I am coming to your place next month…
(PS 6 # Read PS 4)
He he he he… Very funny... every day conversations…
6 comments:
Hey this is a cool post! Now i feel like i should give ppl some surprises here :D hehehehe ;)
bjatmn!
:-)
surprises continue...
it was really nice.. (exact picture of how gals do act at home.. huh!!!).. this s a sign to inform parents tat i've crossed my 20's and still single.. so pls do find a groom. is it so, stranger???
oh please... i think u missed my other post, Another slice....
I think..therefore i am single..
i knew u would go mad someday or the other... :D good one. btw the shri above is my classmate. he knows nari well...
abt shri...not that matters....
And if i am mad, d world is my asylum...
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