Getting high on Orange Juice…

09 30 pm…

Venue: Hotel CP, Indore.
Participants: PS, H (PS's Wife) and PS's Mom…
Occasion: none what-so-ever
PS wants to take alcohol desperately, but can't do it in d presence of mom even though H knows about his drinking habits.

PS: (to the waiter, discreetly) mix two Large pegs with Orange juice and bring it over…
Sits drinking the cocktail calmly…
Mom: Wats up PS… why not drinking soup?? What is that you are drinking?
PS: (Sheepishly) Orange Juice mamma…


After 10 mins… PS orders another shot of same mix…

Mom: PS…This is atrocious… whats with this juice… have some food…
H: (grinning) ya mamma… ask him… why this sudden love towards orange juice… he doesn't drink it at home…
PS: Sheepish Grin

After another 10 mins… PS Goes to the bar and has another peg of "orange drink", returns to the table and finishes of the chicken tandoori in new vigor, all the time thinking Mom has no clue about this…


11 00 pm…

Venue: PS home
Participants: Ditto.
Occasion: Aftermath to PS drinking escapade.
Mom: PS idhar aa! (PS, Come here)
PS: Yeah Mamma..
Mom: (Chataak) Mujhse Jhoot Boltha Hai… (How dare you say lies to me)
H: He He Ha Ha Ha… I love this


I was literally rolling in the floor laughing when PD related this incident to me… Wats unusual is PS gets caught every time he drinks... Moms are really great… He he he he… me still LMAO…