Some lines i said yday....
To a lady walking merrily almost in the middle of road.. "Mathashri.. Tumhe bachathe bachathe mein mar jaaongi..road se hat jaayiye" (Madam, i ll die in the process of saving you from being hit.. please step on the pedestrian walk)
To an idiot who was criss-crossing the road unable to make up his mind which way to go and eventually stoping in the middle of no-where, stalling the traffic and making me bump into him.. "Can i get your bike a free check-up.. seems your indicators are not working.. same with your brain"
Broke a couple of traffice rules too... jumped a traffic siganl and rode on the wrong side of the road.. promise not to break again.. hey wait didnt i say that two days back.. oh never bother....
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