revelations in last 24 hours...

• u know the recession is here to stay, when u see ur dear friend and his car separated :        SA-splutter-taking common office transport-choke on ur carrots... Damn...
• chewing gum relieves ur throbbing head : but not for long.. u spit it out and ur migraine resumes...
• attending a Parent's day function can transfer u back to ur school days : of course its a different issue when the staff categorize u as a school kid and u are too dumbfound to explain...
• cooking in dark can result in a burnt hand and a boiled back : oil and water don't go well with each other.. for the nth time, rmbr it ..
• when u just abandon the idea of eating out, ur maid spoils d food : excess salt in bhajiye, excess salt in dal and excess salt in vegetables is tolerable, but only in separate incidents.. not all at the same time...
• some ppl are so dumb that they expect u to inform them wen u are drugged and muddled up : even if i had full consciousness i would care less to inform these  dimwits.. 
• u discover a feature on ur camera only when a 5 yr old kid naively asks wat it is: ahem and this feature was the one i had been buggering my photographer friend saying its missing in my cam, Nemesis
• when u are tired u can sleep anywr anytime : never mind the hurting bum and swollen forehead..
• when someone smiles at u, just smile back : ur inability to recollect the face doesn't mean that u haven't met before.. just juggle ur mind for those faces completely hidden by face pack and cucumber slices the last time u visited a salon...
  
• d words revelation and relevation are little sticky : that u end up installing dictionary on ur sidebar..