Laugh while u ride...

Scene 1 #
Morning 6 o clock... on d way to railway station in a bus... a huge guy gets on and promptly parks himself on a seat reserved for ladies..

Conductor : Sir that's ladies seat.. please come and sit over here..
Huge guy: I see no ladies waiting for this seat...i ll get up wen someone comes..
Conductor : No sir.. i insist u to change now..

HG gives an ugly stare and shifts his huge mass..
At d next stop, another guy gets in and goes for the same seat...

Conductor : Sir that's ladies seat.. please come and sit over here..
Guy 2: I see no ladies waiting for this seat...i ll get up wen someone comes..
Conductor : No sir.. i insist u to change now..

D conductor gets another nasty stare while d guy moves next to our Huge guy... they both started arguing with the condutor and the huge guy said, "i bet u, no lady will board the bus till d end of the journey...if someone comes then ok, if not we will both beat u.."

Rite on cue the bus stopped and an eunuch boarded the bus and took the above meant seat...

HG & G2 : Now go and move that person.. only u said that it is a "Ladies Seat".... (D whole bus was laughin by now )
Scene 2 #

8 am.. the train stops at a random station and a gang of gypsies get on d train...

some passengers are irritated and ask them for the ticket... d gypsies started making pathetic faces saying they ar poor and let them travel.. one peace maker passenger said he ll let them on a condition that they don't make noise... Peace reigned for some 15 min and then d gypsies started talking in their top loud voices...

Peacemaker Passenger : Hey i said u ppl to keep quite right?? see ppl are sleeping here..
Head Gypsy : Sir.. even d train is making noise.. ask it to keep quite..

:-P

P.S# D Rat is in her Native village.. d summer is sweltering here.. and mom has put her to clean their family house.. so if u see someone dressed in a latest fad Baby pink shorts and tee, weilding a broomstick and soap, u can decide who it is.. :-D