Vital few during a Family Get-together….

1. Don’t wear anything that reveals your collar bone or flattering structure… u are bound to hear “You are so Thin” , “ Why don’t you eat properly”, ”you were fatter the last time I met you” from random ppl... it doesn’t help that you are maintaining the same weight for continuous 10 years now


2. Speaking of clothes, don’t loiter nearby when your Papa is busy passing comments on sleeveless tops and mini-skirts.You‘ll end up smiling nervously smiling and furiously praying that he never takes a peak into your wardrobe

3. Never , I repeat never carry a baby when u are expecting to meet people you never met in some 15 years… it’s invariable that they mistake that baby as your kid and give u explicit advices when to try for the next baby (blushes furiously)

4. Blurting out that your equation doesn’t feature The Big Guy Above is not a good idea particularly… well, if u just did that then expect an hour long lecture on Him and his Deeds… Smacks herself

5. Don’t get conned if your mom smilingly says that she wants to help you get dressed… you’ll look gorgeous alright but it’ll take thrice the usual time and at the end of your wits by the time you are done…

6. Just because you haven’t met them doesn’t mean they don’t know you… Chances are that they will remember your hairs length more than you and go “WHAT HAPPENED to YOUR HAIR? WHY DID YOU CUT IT?”… well, that’s mine obviously and my decision to style it… what is your problem exactly???

7. When you are about to sleep at 3 am finally, don’t take seriously when someone quips “Don’t sleep off… I’ll be up by 4 am and will need help to move that”… it so happens that the above said person will never see the lights till 11 am and you’ll be the one left red eyed all day long :-|… don’t ask…..

P.S # And i survived!!!!!!! Whoopie!

24 comments:

Arv said...

LMAO...

thats some fun... he hee...

The Furobiker said...

tch tch.. my sympathies

Richa said...

foremost, how? how did u maintain the same weight for 10 years?? please please lemme know!!

and awww.. i so know family get togethers :D

Anya said...

these days i have made it a point to wear my jean so low, that my relaatives dont even dream of coming near me to have a conversation

chriz

enchantinganki said...

@ Chriz

LoL!

@ bhagi di..

I dont like family get-togethers!!I love the mankind , its just the people tat i cant stand!!

Piyush said...

Oh I so know how it feels..Recently been to my cousin's marriage and survived two days..

Anonymous said...

i am so glad you survived.. family members are fine but when there are relatives.. gosh! all this and a lot more happens!!

Pri said...

LOL!! looks like u had some serious fun!! ;)

Ratzzz said...

@ ARv...

Fun?? It aint my definition of fun, arvid :P

Ratzzz said...

@ Abhi..

tch.. (licks her wounds)

Ratzzz said...

@ Richa

tht's a secret RAT diet, baby... and i am followin it for ages...

Ratzzz said...

@ Chriz...

I shudder.. i havent even upacked my DLJs... i am sure i ll be kicked out of home in no time

Ratzzz said...

@ anki..

i solemnly swear by that dear

Ratzzz said...

@ Puneet..

u are really a survivor mate...

Ratzzz said...

@ Pink orchid

i am so happy that none come forward with a Match... Gosh...

Ratzzz said...

@ Pri...


and d fun continues.. :-)

How do we know said...

wow men.. this advice is really nice.. collar bones? i dont even remember what mine look like

Vasu said...

LOL... :D

LOL again ;)

Vasu said...

And yeah, talking about weight loss... Imagine my plight. Sometimes I get advices from random people in train journeys...!! I am seriously tired of it :|

Mann said...

Bechaaari Chuhia (Helpless Rat)

Mann

Ratzzz said...

@ HDWK

:-P


2 months more here at home and i ll forget mine too,... Mom feeds me as if though i spent my past 7 yrs in some famine hit country

Ratzzz said...

@ Vasu..

Poda...

Podddaaa

Ratzzz said...

@ vasu..

he hehe.. u and i are d king n queen of reed-thin-lilliputians.. :P

Ratzzz said...

@ Mann


:-( yup vry bechari.. kithi maausum hoon na mein :-(