The Mega Hit list!

Long long ago, so long ago, only my blog knows how long ago, i used to do a feature on the search phrases that people used to find my blog... or rather the keywords that lead them to my blog... it usually is funny but it seems it has changed a lot over months... so ta-da!! presenting you the whole new list of phrases...


But before we start, i really want to know who the hell searched for my college roomie's name??? duh, lemme warn you she has a fricking double Ph.D now; one from NUS, Singapore and one from MIT, USA and not a plain Masters in Art as you have searched for.. get your coordinates right next time :-|

Madras nalla Madras: 
 or Chennai as i would prefer it...  when i wrote this post i seriously didn't believe that it would go on to become the most popular post ever on my page... but errr... it did and in what way? take a look below (totally 40 hits on this keyword alone)

"things to do in chennai"  - 23 instances                     
"fun things to do in Chennai" - 5 instances

and some of the variations of the same two keywords, 

best things to do in chennai - let me just say all the 30 deeds i listed are the best
where can i find tom and jerry doll in chennai -
seriously i don't have a clue. But you should try Pondy Bazaar or the Parrys Corner
things to buy in chennai -
Where should i start??
fun things to do in chennai for couples -
Ahem ahem, i hope you got what you searched for
things to do in chennai this weekend -
This weekend you can attend the Vinayakar Chahurthi Visarjan
things to do on saturday in chennai -
If you mail me, I ll mail you back a whole list :D
streets of parrys,Chennai -
Let me assure you i don't have the full list myself :(
pondy -
2 instances
earring paradise,tnagar,Chennai -
ummm the whole street of Pondy Bazaar?
pondyb -
hmmm
pondy bazaar call girls
- now, wait a min!! who let you enter my Blog! eh?
Epic Retold:   
 This is one keyword i am proud of. Not just because i wrote it but also i love this epic and it is linked in Wikipedia itself! yay!

Post: 1, 2,  & the quiz in PS

mahabharata analysis  
mahabharat series
maha                
mahab 
mahabhara 
quiz on mahabharata   
bheeshmar a character in Mahabharata - This 
ethics of bheeshma -  If you ask him, he had zilch ethics... he was "all preach no practice pope"
turok vs arjun in mahabharat - Ummm Turok is a fictional American comic book character, which is set in the future.. and Arjun is a character of past... umm how??
video of karna in mahabharata - You seriously out of your mind... Videography was invented very recently, sweetheart!
danveer karna Mahabharata - that is one thing i ll accept..

who is akaasur - Sadly my friend, since yday nite, this is a question i am asking myself too. 

The Peter Pan effect:
               I am hoping this post here triggered these  
peter pan   -   2 instances      
peter pan - dad photos - err, i don't want to be insensitive but ain't peter pan an orphan.. and a mythical character at it??
a girl called gulliverSIGH! 
who played the female peter pan? - Duh!!! who are u ppl?? why have you got it all wrong? first a female gulliver and now a female peter pan *facepalms*

Foodie Me:               
motichoor laddu –  2 instances
sambar sadam - oh oh oh. my love for chennai is mainly 'cause of this 
pupil elliots beach - well done my friend!! you can never find a better sandwich joint.. 
                 
Book worm:                                           
book and coffee picture                
mister god,%2                 
mister god t
I am guessing the last two phrases are actually "Mr. God, This is Anna", one of my all time fav pocket books.

Love and me: 
if u wanna be with me   - 2 instances ( breaks into the song "you really gotta be my friend. For me there is no other, for love can never end" ) 
heart                      
pink heart%
unrequited love mahesh sindbandge
- Sigh!! Mahesh sindbandge blogs here and not in my blog!!
   
And other sundry:               
i hate my laptop - 4 instances (This one)
tantrumzz of the rat
- now seriously... (flattered)   
garfield sleepy                  
wat a fish          
mast/jobless one liners - who are u calling jobless O_o what was the reason saravana bhavan owner to murder his employee?    - if you get to know, let me know too :-D        
paisawala.com  / duspaisa.com - what is the bledy co-relation?
pazhaya poi     - Its a tamil phrase for "Old Lie"
cement rat statue - Err not in chennai i guess
proud of bunking exams - tch tch tch.. Shame on you!
making drawing god ganpati sketches video for orkut - errr
how to get family together - errr.. and u came to my blog to find that?? seriously? O_o
route to nagala hills -
You should contact Peter of CTC
antique jewelry typepad -
No idea buddy!

advantages of namma metro           
                               
Some p0rn, as we have nothing else to do: 
nudeland -2  instances
Sexy pics of razia sultana pictures   - She was a Moghul princess for heavens sake                               
  
And some phrases where i can't make out the head or tail:
deep% 
hmar ma dre
addres for                          
th                                                           
information o   
this        
kar         

The above phrases were in the top Hundred... the below phrases were in top 150...

how to catch the rats in Chennai - Duh!!! you planning against my relatives no eh??
And thanks to folks who searched for stray factory hitchcock chennai and review of chennai play... Needless to say, i am touched!

So go on... what is your hit list??

12 comments:

tunafish said...

lol!!! Pondy bazaar call girls? hahaha.. good one ratzzz! welcome back:)

Ratzzz said...

Hey fish curry,

:) thanks dear :)

flyinfiddlesticks said...

Hi Rattzz

I see that you have linked to my photo. Could you please credit it to me, please?

Thanks.

Ratzzz said...

@flyin

Done

flyinfiddlesticks said...

Thanks a lot, Ratzzz. Much obliged.

callezee said...

How people search for peter pan effect is it true?

Ratzzz said...

@flyin

No hassles

Ratzzz said...

@Calleze

Sigh they do :|

P.S. Peter pan effect is a rare disease that affects children due to some neurological condition.. It results in stunted growth (but not essentially a midget)

z said...

That was ROFL! Shouldn't you be happy that people are searching for so much info on your blog? :) vintage Ratzzz! I am glad you have started posting regularly again!

Ratzzz said...

@cybernag...

amma, wen did u change ur name? i was wondering who z was :(

hehehe.. thanks ma, i hope i keep this up :D knowing me, thats not possible at all...

zephyr said...

Hey what happened to my name? I swear it was not me who did this? maybe the Ratzzz nibbled away the rest of the letters?

Ratzzz said...

@zephyr

muhahahaha, now the ratzzz eats off words too :)