A guide to what to gift her and get to her heart...

or something like that...

If you have been even a little bit observant, you would notice that i have added a small icon "Desicritics" to the sidebar among the various badges... yes sire! Yours truly has started writing at DC... It all started with me requesting and eventually Flyinfiddlesticks inviting me to write at DC... Follow the link here and do read my posts, mind you I am just 2 posts old :)

Coming to the title of the post, I shared one of the articles by a fellow writer Mansi, "Gifts Men Should Not Give Women"... Santa promptly commented "then what to gift???" If i remember right, Santa had asked me this question previously in yet another instant too :-D... so here goes the post....

Giving a gift is not a mighty thing... it varies as per the person... as per Mansi's post, flowers and chocolates are a boo-boo... well roses and a box of dark chocolate lifts me up anytime... seriously, anything from "My Man" with love will get me going about it for hours... anyhow, to the list...

Flowers: The secret lies in how you present... make an effort... read about the flowers you are sending... a pointer here, the meaning of the flower always vary as per the country... Dutch believe white rose is for death and Americans believe it denotes innocence and "seeking forgiveness" ahem! anyhow, read about the flower...
and don't send a lack luster bunch... either send her simple bunch of dozen roses or dig out the whole Amazon forest as a floral bouquet... anything else is gonna leave you dangling :-D

White roses waiting to be sold at flower market
 And if you are still in doubt, go for the classic bunch of RED ROSES!!!

Chocolates: Whatever women say, they dig chocolates... they can have a high rigor diet going on, but a simple box of chocolates artfully presented raises their heartbeat.. :-P

Make her drunk on chocolates and your love
Be Creative: Pick up those scissors and glue stick... remember those craft lessons you had to undergo in your middle school (no don't remind me.. mine was a horror)... pick up a clue or two from there...
  • cut up hearts of various sizes and stick them on a chart paper... corny, i know.. but hey, if it wins her heart, you are good to go right??
  • make something, which she had seen and mentioned to you... at college, a friend once came to me beaming and showing off a red kite... she had mentioned about kids flying kite on the beach when the couple had gone out on a date... the boy promptly prepared all by himself a red kite and gifted it to her... all he needed was some tissue paper, sticks, glue and loads of love! 
  • go the Chetan Bhagat way, make her a lipstick case... ok engineering mechanics is not my trough.. so what try something similar..
  • instead of buying a greeting card which says "101 reasons why I love you", sit down and write down reasons why you like to be with her.. Even 1 would be great, you don't need 101 reasons to floor her... one Valid reason is enough...
Ok, not this one... bats are no good in love!
  Encourage Her Hobbies:  Sure shot way to reach her heart... she is dabbling in cooking, get her a cooking book or some kitchenware... she is into painting, get her new supplies or a couple of camel hair brushes... she reads a lot, get her a subscription to the local library... Oh come on you got enough options there...

Ok not so old.. But if she is into classics like me, YAY 
Go the classic way: If you don't know what to give, go the classic way... take her out  for a dinner or cook her a meal... even noodles or mac and cheese would be great... book her a day at the spa or give her a lovely massage... or if she is really angry, stay away from her... ok, i am joking :-D

 If none of the above works, just hand over your credit card to her and see her jump up and down in joy... hey it really works :-P

24 comments:

Unknown said...

This post has been marked dangerous to the personal finance of the gentlemen out there.

Dr Roshan Radhakrishnan said...

i really wasnt much of a chocolates and flowers guy.. But i was into a lot of creative stuff.. Making my own cards... Little drawings, long letters out of the blue just to show i cared... Sigh !!

Vasu said...

G.K - check
Acumen - check
Skill - check
Attitude - check
Girl - Uncheck !!!

flyinfiddlesticks said...

pretty helpful post this! I especially like the be creative bit. I suppose being creative would be like this > *ignore* ratzzz's advice and just head to the nearest Archies or florist... and write with a pen? :D

glue? craft classes? YUK! :|

Or maybe use the glue on your girl and get her sticky....

Ratzzz said...

@P Square - that reminds me, you still have something pending to send.. aint ya da?

Ratzzz said...

@Pythoroshan

oh i do remember the letter part :-D and mom's reaction post tat... dang i still haven't met your parents :(

Ratzzz said...

@ Vasu

girl - uncheck? uncheck??!! O_o

u really want me to believe that eh??

tunafish said...

don't forget liquor chocolates! you can both eat together, get tipsy, and... :)

Ratzzz said...

@flyin

tch tch tch... valuable advice lost upon you.. :| archies? florists? thats how far you wud go eh..

P.S : If you really plan to get the girl sticky, use something else.. :-P why waste glue?? :D hahahaha

Ratzzz said...

@fish curry

atta lady!! just wat i needed for the post, YOU! :)

Liqour chocolates it will be then :)

Akilan said...

So, are the chocolates and flowers allowed or not? :p

Ratzzz said...

Akilan... Take ur chance :D

Unknown said...

you said it right before the start of the list.. "anything from the person you love..." if there is no bonding no gift would make any sense..

i believe non material gifts mean a lot.. a touch that says I care, a word that says I will be there right next to you, the right that you can call a friend any time any where in the world just to say a hi, the mutual feel that comes with every bye that i will miss you and pretty sure of meeting again - priceless!

Unknown said...

Good post .. plus very true about the credit card :D ...and tat has inspired me to an extn of this ... lets see how tat turns out !

Ratzzz said...

@Santa

tch tch tch... as we had a detailed discussion, i am not gonna reply anything here :D

Ratzzz said...

Sharanya,

hahahaha :) go on, all d best

rantravereflect/ jane said...

I just got married, n trust me, its always de credit card :D

zephyr said...

I would say the best gift is something that is most unexpectedly nice. It could be something as simple as letting you watch the channel you like instead of forcing you to watch news channels ad nauseum..

But yes, chocolates will win the day anytime!

vijay said...

handing over credit card has always worked best for me... that includes gift debit cards too... :)

Ratzzz said...

@Jane!!!

You got married!! Congos girlie!! :)

thats a great news.. and yeah credit card does work :)

Ratzzz said...

@zephyr

hahaha amma, hope appa does let you watch tv at times... :)

brown saree and chocolates, i guess :D

Ratzzz said...

@Vijay

i guess ur wife is one lucky girl :D convey my regards da

flyinfiddlesticks said...

@Ratzzz

hahaha. yeah. Well some ppl get high on glue.

Btw, just noticed you mentioned encourage her hobbies? you kidding me! Its more like a double edged sword that cut back more than helps!
Have sometimes been asked to lay off!

Vasu said...

Wats there not to believe in that? Let me know on gtalk!