yup Madhu Bhandarkar's reality movie Fashion... My take on it..
Piggy Chops aka Priyanka chopra : Now how old is she yaar.. looks chic in every shot... The change of Attitude to arrogance.. the fab expressions.. the confidence, d insecurity... this girl just got herself a new fan...
Kangna Raunat : had loved her always.. n d role suited her fine... felt bad for during the ward-robe malfunction scene but couldnt bring myself to believe that actually crying follows it in reality...
Fashion World : Well i believed that something similar happens there, so no surprises...
Other Lukka-chukkas and yada yada's : Well this was entirely a Piggy Chops movie so Line up at the back everyone... Yeah i am talking to u Arbaaz khan," i liked ur Tattoo, yup.. but u are just another male chauvinist"
and hey u Arjan Bajwa, "if u can't understand ur partner who are u gonna understand??" and haan, don't think i am gonna leave u out Ashwin Mushran,"actually i liked u.. sweet helping poor MM till d end" and yeha Janet "You wr gorgeous too.. so was ur husband"...
Gayness : Spare Me d horror... :-P either the guys are freaking gays or Fornicators using the gals and guys equally... yucks...
:-) watchable...
emotions unlimited,,,,,
Well.... it was mixed.....
it was my first Diwali @ North India... Since last year i made it a point to travel back home during diwali.. Last year was a riot with me planning to go home at the last moment and taking a train, bus, taxi, a Lorry and finally a auto to reach home, wr this happened to me :(... I was sort of looking forward this year... First surprise was on Dantheras, 2 days before Diwali.. R took me to d class Pooja... Tarun obviously didnt expect me and it was a surprise to him.. we did aarthi and had huge fun as none of us knew how to do a pooja... rite from me drawing the Swasthik the wrong way to R playing Hanuman chalisa during Laxmi pooja, we did all sorts of goof ups...
Mom called up and i felt very nostalgic...Missed home :'( VB called up and we made a spontaneous plan of hitting the road... Both in our pjs were driving around the city when VB took himself as my self appointed guide and have me a quickie about Indore city.. it was midnight and we hit the local Food Bazar aka Chowpati, SARAFA... several gulab jamuns, aloo tikkis, Dahi vadas, Garadus & Rose-milk Milk shakes later, we found it fit to return home....
So obviously Diwali morning found me still sleeping... This happ and then R took me to class... Pooja was already over, but i got to meet Tarun's family... it was a riot with Tarun's mom urging us to show her how to dance(she is an awesome Kathak Dancer, in btw).. we danced a bit and patakas were cracked :-P But d ultimatum was i COULDN'T Sleep a wink.. all my neighbors found it fit to fire crackers late it into nite... i Like it NOT... one another wacko actually tot a brilliant idea of pooling all his crackers into a big box and fire it.. it continued bursting for an hour, and my migraine peeked into Mt.Everests and Mt.Etnas.. i actually ran out and shouted at my dear neighbor for giving me this third degree treatment... Heck... i finally went to sleep by 3 or 4 am... @#$%&^
Padwa went fine with me curling up with Swati Kaushal's "A Girl Like Me"... Mr.Beans it was in the evening .. Hot chocolate, Grand Latte and conversations on a wooden sofa under a neem tree with light breeze and twilight bulbs... Heaven.... ;-)
Wake up with a call from Wookie's Mom on Bhaiyya-Dhuj.. Went over for lunch... the Heavy meal made me sleep.. went for Fashion, d movie at around 10 pm... it was irritating back home at 1 am, with my stomach rumbling and me not able to find a single morsel of anything edible even after through-n-through rummage of my stuff.. had a troubled sleep :-( .. me gonna stock up on junk food today evening.. ouch thinking again i will be busy today evening.. Wookie is leaving tomm u c... he he he he he
a collage of my mixed diwali... hope it captures all..and no there's no wookie picture of in there... ha ha ha
it was my first Diwali @ North India... Since last year i made it a point to travel back home during diwali.. Last year was a riot with me planning to go home at the last moment and taking a train, bus, taxi, a Lorry and finally a auto to reach home, wr this happened to me :(... I was sort of looking forward this year... First surprise was on Dantheras, 2 days before Diwali.. R took me to d class Pooja... Tarun obviously didnt expect me and it was a surprise to him.. we did aarthi and had huge fun as none of us knew how to do a pooja... rite from me drawing the Swasthik the wrong way to R playing Hanuman chalisa during Laxmi pooja, we did all sorts of goof ups...
Mom called up and i felt very nostalgic...Missed home :'( VB called up and we made a spontaneous plan of hitting the road... Both in our pjs were driving around the city when VB took himself as my self appointed guide and have me a quickie about Indore city.. it was midnight and we hit the local Food Bazar aka Chowpati, SARAFA... several gulab jamuns, aloo tikkis, Dahi vadas, Garadus & Rose-milk Milk shakes later, we found it fit to return home....
So obviously Diwali morning found me still sleeping... This happ and then R took me to class... Pooja was already over, but i got to meet Tarun's family... it was a riot with Tarun's mom urging us to show her how to dance(she is an awesome Kathak Dancer, in btw).. we danced a bit and patakas were cracked :-P But d ultimatum was i COULDN'T Sleep a wink.. all my neighbors found it fit to fire crackers late it into nite... i Like it NOT... one another wacko actually tot a brilliant idea of pooling all his crackers into a big box and fire it.. it continued bursting for an hour, and my migraine peeked into Mt.Everests and Mt.Etnas.. i actually ran out and shouted at my dear neighbor for giving me this third degree treatment... Heck... i finally went to sleep by 3 or 4 am... @#$%&^
Padwa went fine with me curling up with Swati Kaushal's "A Girl Like Me"... Mr.Beans it was in the evening .. Hot chocolate, Grand Latte and conversations on a wooden sofa under a neem tree with light breeze and twilight bulbs... Heaven.... ;-)
Wake up with a call from Wookie's Mom on Bhaiyya-Dhuj.. Went over for lunch... the Heavy meal made me sleep.. went for Fashion, d movie at around 10 pm... it was irritating back home at 1 am, with my stomach rumbling and me not able to find a single morsel of anything edible even after through-n-through rummage of my stuff.. had a troubled sleep :-( .. me gonna stock up on junk food today evening.. ouch thinking again i will be busy today evening.. Wookie is leaving tomm u c... he he he he he
a collage of my mixed diwali... hope it captures all..and no there's no wookie picture of in there... ha ha ha
My Suppandi...
My dear Darling Nimmy aka Nirmala, doesnt understand much English and i can't make out her local Malwi language.. so its a laugh riot to hear us communicate to each other... Diwali morning (afternoon to be precise) i was lazing in my bed, and Nimmy was pampering me with stuff (food! Glorius Food!!)
Suddenly i looked up from the book i was reading and said "Nimmy darling I Love YOuuuuu!!!"... Pat came the reply "I love u too"... I was obviously floored :-P
Its another story that she went to K,quietly and asked wat does "i Love u" mean...seems she heard this phrase in some hindi movie... so much for innocence and ignorance... hmph....
PS # Nimmy is my cooking maid...
Suddenly i looked up from the book i was reading and said "Nimmy darling I Love YOuuuuu!!!"... Pat came the reply "I love u too"... I was obviously floored :-P
Its another story that she went to K,quietly and asked wat does "i Love u" mean...seems she heard this phrase in some hindi movie... so much for innocence and ignorance... hmph....
PS # Nimmy is my cooking maid...
funny ends...
Was talking something when NP interrupted... my Pearl "Assess the clarity of the situation,the speed and the acceleration.. and kick him hard in the head...." @##%$&
amused walk....
- While walking in a crowd, it has always been my habit to tilt at an angle to avoid ppl intruding my private space... To my amusement, a guy did the same thing when walking past me yday evening... :-P
- AT( a colleague) had me over for dinner yday evening... i wore a white pencil skirt and milky white high neck dress... Smiled to myself when some stranger called out to me as "Marshmallow"... another comment i received was " Smart and Savvy" again from a stranger... Funny
PS # Met Wookie just 5 mins back... i am still grinning.. don't ask why... :-D
YiPpEe.... :-)
Wookie will be her day after tomm... yippee... i am all excited... we are gonna meet for the first time... mom has asked to spend my diwali with her and Wookie.. but we two have made alternate plans... lets see wat happens.. fingers crossed...
PK junior is also coming over.. its gonna be fun.. me, Wookie and PK junior...
on a sad note.. both K n L are staying back... i am just praying they will leave me alone this time...
PK junior is also coming over.. its gonna be fun.. me, Wookie and PK junior...
on a sad note.. both K n L are staying back... i am just praying they will leave me alone this time...
Knee cap.. Re cap.. Mad cap...
- My Team won the first place in Statelevel QC competition
- It was J's Bday on 22nd.. celeb it yday at the class....
Hurt both my knee caps badly.. Doc suspects its a case of Torn ligaments...Very Painful...
- took the day off yday... slept for a longer time, gorged upon Chicken Italian Pizza n Strawberry milkshake, Cleaned up d wardrobe... Found long last stuff....
- will be taking a break next week from internet as such.... so don't curse, if i don't comment or reply back... reham karo yaar...ligament tear hai...
de baba.. de de baba...
a month back i broke my glasses... i didnt think much about it then as i was sure i will get a similar piece... it was a mettalic-pink one... but much to my chagrin i am not able to find a similar one... the shop keeper's argument Mam "that was custom made for you, as u demanded that exact shade".. WTF if it was custom made on my demand request why can't they make it again.. its me demanding requesting again rite???
Wat more... having a tough time at work and while driving... its a real pain to read smaller fonts and pages with bright backgrounds... no siree, i am completely unable to see wat u are projecting on that overhead projector.. sorry my glasses quit working for me right at this time...
Driving is more fun as hardly a day goes without me getting into a tiff with some random guy.. all i can guess is bright lights approaching from opposite direction.. d vehicle is to be assessed only wen it comes very near me and by that time either of us wud have bumped into each other... no matter who bumps the other person is subjected to my colorful language damaging all his assets... yes siree, wat?? oh u say dont you have left and right side at my place?? no siree traffic rules are something that is gone with the wind here... :-|
to rub in more salt R quips in daily, "its a good thing that now u dont see the world with your pink glasses..."
Grrrrrrrrrrrr... i am gonna get him back for this sometime soon...
somebody save this poor blind girl...
My first Glass - i broke this too..
Now u say.. which one suits me better....
Wat more... having a tough time at work and while driving... its a real pain to read smaller fonts and pages with bright backgrounds... no siree, i am completely unable to see wat u are projecting on that overhead projector.. sorry my glasses quit working for me right at this time...
Driving is more fun as hardly a day goes without me getting into a tiff with some random guy.. all i can guess is bright lights approaching from opposite direction.. d vehicle is to be assessed only wen it comes very near me and by that time either of us wud have bumped into each other... no matter who bumps the other person is subjected to my colorful language damaging all his assets... yes siree, wat?? oh u say dont you have left and right side at my place?? no siree traffic rules are something that is gone with the wind here... :-|
to rub in more salt R quips in daily, "its a good thing that now u dont see the world with your pink glasses..."
Grrrrrrrrrrrr... i am gonna get him back for this sometime soon...
somebody save this poor blind girl...
My first Glass - i broke this too..
My second, Pink glasses - met the same end...
Half Century....
Statutory Warning: Reading long blogposts can be injurious to health... /*now don't u say, i didn't warn you*/
So finally SA made a half century... we celebrated his 50th birthday this Saturday without much ado... d plan was that SA and yours truly, Rat spend the whole day, cook, frolic and host the party... really trust the Rat to spoil all d plans... i woke up as late as 11 in the noon... (Note to self: Don't take ur pencil and sketch book the nite before a big day.. Note to Readers: will scan and upload the new sketches someday...) without any announcement i reached SA who was sitting, fuming regd my absence... he had finished his bfast and here my stomach was doing rock n roll.... :-( hogged upon few dairy milks...R was away at school so i grilled SA about his funlist... he went on bluffing that he wanted to see his sons happy, build a dream house... a hit in the head with a pillow made him come to his sense and he blurted out about taking a walk in his farm, run around the nearby park and watch a movie... it may sound weird, guys , but our DEAR SA hasn't done all these simple things for past 4-5 years... these CEOs have a tough life, i say....
Cooking together was out of question as SA's mom called up from US of A and commanded to get a fav cook of hers to cook us(oops for us)... who can parry a supreme court order, huh? the cook filled the house with mouth watering aroma, while i hunted out the DVD collection of SA... man, that was an awesome collection... we picked up a couple of movies and ended up doing a marathon with 5 movies back to back....
**Bling BLinG blINg** spoiler alert spoiler alert: but all of these are classics/old ones..so no harm there...
a complete riot follows with H trying to deceive his wife with false sickness (L actually gets a Vet instead of a Doc) and going to Chicago... but gets caught as all husbands do...
Real LOL moments: H makes a bed in attic and L thanks him saying "Well, for the meticulous care with which you have executed your finely formulated machinations, in extricating us from this devastating dilemma."
L says to H's wife : oh he is suffering from Nervous Shakedown
L : Honesty is the best Politics
L gets caught eating a wax apple.. H's wife "Oh, so that's where it's been going. That's the third apple I've missed this week."
:-D
LOL moments: H imitates wat they saw at the theater ignorant of the mishap occurred.. L gives hints but H mis-interprets and its a real LOL riot... ultimately L notices the headline and the moment has no words to explain... :-P
(i would prefer watching this with my dream date, hmmm.... dreamy eyed and cough cough)..
Moments to watch out for:
Vince, d lover gifts her a mink coat after a tiff, Deloris is touched until she notices the coat embossed with Vince's wife's name... transformation of anger into happiness and back into outrage is something Whoopi does beautifully here...
Mother superior assorting thru Deloris clothes and finding myriad colors.
Deloris:i look like a penguin (after wearing the Habit)
The scene wr a couple of nuns visit a Pub and start dancing... LOLzzz
The choir's transformation from a drag to lively concert...
I LOVED this movie...
Anger Management:
another hilarious movie by Adam Sandler... pity that i saw its spoof before watching this original... Yeah Mujhse Shaadi Karogi and yet another tamil movie were made on similar lines... so the novelty went amiss...
and at times i got irritated by Jack Nicholson...
watched a couple of SA's pick..not able to remember the name as it was all Spanish... he he he :P
then the cake arrived...
Had a blast... finished dinner, sent R to bed , talked to SA for some more time and returned home very late at nite...
the day evoked many hidden (never forgotten) memories... went to walk with Vicky... actually speaking, i was walking around alone and it was 11 in the nite.. wen Vicky knew this he ran to join me and returned home, only after i was safely tucked in my bed.... its a different story that i didn't sleep a wink..
Did i miss??? the dinner menu arrayed between peas n aloo sabji, Paratha, Jeera pulav and mouth watering Chicken Hyderabadi.. Chocolate Pudding was awesome as the dessert...
So finally SA made a half century... we celebrated his 50th birthday this Saturday without much ado... d plan was that SA and yours truly, Rat spend the whole day, cook, frolic and host the party... really trust the Rat to spoil all d plans... i woke up as late as 11 in the noon... (Note to self: Don't take ur pencil and sketch book the nite before a big day.. Note to Readers: will scan and upload the new sketches someday...) without any announcement i reached SA who was sitting, fuming regd my absence... he had finished his bfast and here my stomach was doing rock n roll.... :-( hogged upon few dairy milks...R was away at school so i grilled SA about his funlist... he went on bluffing that he wanted to see his sons happy, build a dream house... a hit in the head with a pillow made him come to his sense and he blurted out about taking a walk in his farm, run around the nearby park and watch a movie... it may sound weird, guys , but our DEAR SA hasn't done all these simple things for past 4-5 years... these CEOs have a tough life, i say....
Cooking together was out of question as SA's mom called up from US of A and commanded to get a fav cook of hers to cook us(oops for us)... who can parry a supreme court order, huh? the cook filled the house with mouth watering aroma, while i hunted out the DVD collection of SA... man, that was an awesome collection... we picked up a couple of movies and ended up doing a marathon with 5 movies back to back....
**Bling BLinG blINg** spoiler alert spoiler alert: but all of these are classics/old ones..so no harm there...
Sons of Desert :
a Laurel and Hardy classic.... it starts with L and H attending a fraternity meeting.. they are to attend a convention at Chicago... L is reluctant stating his wife wont allow and H assures him.. back home wat happens is complete opposite with Laurel's wife allowing him and Hardy's wife planning for a trip to mountains instead... a complete riot follows with H trying to deceive his wife with false sickness (L actually gets a Vet instead of a Doc) and going to Chicago... but gets caught as all husbands do...
Real LOL moments: H makes a bed in attic and L thanks him saying "Well, for the meticulous care with which you have executed your finely formulated machinations, in extricating us from this devastating dilemma."
L says to H's wife : oh he is suffering from Nervous Shakedown
L : Honesty is the best Politics
L gets caught eating a wax apple.. H's wife "Oh, so that's where it's been going. That's the third apple I've missed this week."
:-D
We Faw Down :
yet another L n H classic... L n H plan for a poker game but say their wives that are joining their boss for a play at Orpheum Theater... On the way to the poker game, they run into a couple of women who have lost a hat under a car. While they attempt to retrieve the lady's hat, a street-sprinkler soaks them with water. Soaking wet, they go to the girls' apartment to dry their clothes. Meanwhile the girls flirt with them. Unfortunately, one of the girls BF bursts in on the two couples and chases the boys from the apartment. Meanwhile, a fire has burned down the theater that day, and Laurel and Hardy have a lot of explaining to do when they return home...LOL moments: H imitates wat they saw at the theater ignorant of the mishap occurred.. L gives hints but H mis-interprets and its a real LOL riot... ultimately L notices the headline and the moment has no words to explain... :-P
Sister Act:
Whoopi Goldberg's movie.. had me in splits.... Deloris Le Cartier is a singer in love with a married mafia leader... she does a flip and reaches d police when she sees a murder... d police hide her in a convent as a nun... how she overcomes all this mess is real fun to watch.. a feel good movie Moments to watch out for:
Vince, d lover gifts her a mink coat after a tiff, Deloris is touched until she notices the coat embossed with Vince's wife's name... transformation of anger into happiness and back into outrage is something Whoopi does beautifully here...
Mother superior assorting thru Deloris clothes and finding myriad colors.
Deloris:i look like a penguin (after wearing the Habit)
The scene wr a couple of nuns visit a Pub and start dancing... LOLzzz
The choir's transformation from a drag to lively concert...
I LOVED this movie...
Anger Management:
another hilarious movie by Adam Sandler... pity that i saw its spoof before watching this original... Yeah Mujhse Shaadi Karogi and yet another tamil movie were made on similar lines... so the novelty went amiss...
and at times i got irritated by Jack Nicholson...
watched a couple of SA's pick..not able to remember the name as it was all Spanish... he he he :P
then the cake arrived...
the day evoked many hidden (never forgotten) memories... went to walk with Vicky... actually speaking, i was walking around alone and it was 11 in the nite.. wen Vicky knew this he ran to join me and returned home, only after i was safely tucked in my bed.... its a different story that i didn't sleep a wink..
Did i miss??? the dinner menu arrayed between peas n aloo sabji, Paratha, Jeera pulav and mouth watering Chicken Hyderabadi.. Chocolate Pudding was awesome as the dessert...
Hilarious....
was talking to H today morning... she is doing her post grad and also fills in for her professor at times... she had me in splits when she mentioned this...
PS # Hey H... note i gave the uncensored version as u wished...
PPS # i searched a lot but couldn't myself to post "a very sexy" pic of PC.. she is too hot to be posted here... :-P come on this is a famil blog.. dont want to get it adult rated...
today a funny thing happened, rat...i had to take a theory class for graduate students as my prof was away..usually all our labs have computers and projectors..so i dint take my lappy..but unfortunately the seminar hall i went dint have a a comp..so I had to lend a lappy from some guy,,,i dint notice his screen saver..a very sexy pic of priyanka chopra...when i connected it to the projector BAM it came!!god I was freaking embarrassed!!i just couldn't stop myself as i rubbed more salt in her wound... ha ha ha hahaha
PS # Hey H... note i gave the uncensored version as u wished...
PPS # i searched a lot but couldn't myself to post "a very sexy" pic of PC.. she is too hot to be posted here... :-P come on this is a famil blog.. dont want to get it adult rated...
i got the ground under my feet... atlast...
Atlast...... we have this monthly business presentations and i started giving my Dept's since Feb.... eventhough i am strong footed while presenting i always got jelly legged when the confrontation part came up...
This time i let a colleague present and i found myself confidently answering the management's questions.... Whoa!! Self Patting.... now i think i can confidently face both presentation and confrontation part...
This time i let a colleague present and i found myself confidently answering the management's questions.... Whoa!! Self Patting.... now i think i can confidently face both presentation and confrontation part...
Search engines... Holy Smoke...
needed a desperate break from making endless excel sheets and presentations... took a break and logged on to my histats account... hit counter and geo-locations were as usual... but the search engine summary had me in splits... so here, u too go have a good LOL....
thgh / forest of thgh - is this a mis-spell?? even then Thigh is ok but forest of thigh.??? oh may be the person needed a forest of thunderous thigh shakers for a show; the proceedings of which he may contribute to a social cause...
hmar - now what this could be???
nude land / nudeland - like WTF????
dream about rat -Oh u perv... u dream about a rat huh... or is it you were dreaming abt me?? awwww
Indian nude dance / India in nude dance -Now Now Wat do we have here... i have traveled across My country and know almost all the traditions n dances... even learnt a couple of dance forms (OK more than a couple) but this one i missed... Shucks.. do they have any dance institute for this... do u dance alone or need a partner?? Grrrrr..... :-|
why did aditya leave Tanya? - How in the world will i know.. who is aditya and who is tanya?? and how in the world did they land up in my blog??
bamboo torture - Ouch....
beggars home Indore - Wats this? a new thingy like Orphanage, Old age Home, Mental asylum huh??
kite runner multiple choice - this is a news to me... they already released The Kite runner as part of acads huh??? and u have multiple choice QA on it???
blah.om - OM CAN NEVER BE BLAH.... thats final... no arguments...
namesake /*myname*/
starving ppl in india - :'(
wives tail, raining on july 15 - enlightenment needed... this left me completely baffled..
Hermione Granger a rat story text - ???A Cat married the Swan and they honeymooned at Ibiza??
were he di** goes in a girl - ouch some loser, googled for this??? PERV....
"washing away the dirt of yesterday" - sure baby.. thats why u take bath daily morning... now repeat after me " daily bath is mandatory "
baar-violin maker - i assure u, i have in no way a connection with this crime :-P
overdressing for the office - as far as i know ppl say i under-dress for office.... so no ways i wud have mentioned anything on over-dressing...
indian motichoor ladoo recipe food /story of motichoor ladu associated with? / sabudane ki khichdi
how to cook dhaliya/ how to make bhutte ke kis - how so so much i would also like to know all these???
how long d rats stay pregnant - Ratzzz!! how Inquisitive...but isn't Rat an egg Lay-er??? hmmm...
low cost bamboo water wheel - how sorry i am that i couldn't provide knowledge about such precious thing to the searcher... me damn sad, NOT...
love sadness - Should they always go hand in hand???
alone in sadness - for the last time, i am very much happy when i am alone.. when will u ppl learn??
Somebody please save my Sanity.....
Jokes apart you know the words that had the highest hit rate last month - Hunger , Love, and 5 Elements... my Fav posts so far.... So far so good....
thgh / forest of thgh - is this a mis-spell?? even then Thigh is ok but forest of thigh.??? oh may be the person needed a forest of thunderous thigh shakers for a show; the proceedings of which he may contribute to a social cause...
hmar - now what this could be???
nude land / nudeland - like WTF????
dream about rat -Oh u perv... u dream about a rat huh... or is it you were dreaming abt me?? awwww
Indian nude dance / India in nude dance -Now Now Wat do we have here... i have traveled across My country and know almost all the traditions n dances... even learnt a couple of dance forms (OK more than a couple) but this one i missed... Shucks.. do they have any dance institute for this... do u dance alone or need a partner?? Grrrrr..... :-|
why did aditya leave Tanya? - How in the world will i know.. who is aditya and who is tanya?? and how in the world did they land up in my blog??
bamboo torture - Ouch....
beggars home Indore - Wats this? a new thingy like Orphanage, Old age Home, Mental asylum huh??
kite runner multiple choice - this is a news to me... they already released The Kite runner as part of acads huh??? and u have multiple choice QA on it???
blah.om - OM CAN NEVER BE BLAH.... thats final... no arguments...
namesake /*myname*/
starving ppl in india - :'(
wives tail, raining on july 15 - enlightenment needed... this left me completely baffled..
Hermione Granger a rat story text - ???A Cat married the Swan and they honeymooned at Ibiza??
were he di** goes in a girl - ouch some loser, googled for this??? PERV....
"washing away the dirt of yesterday" - sure baby.. thats why u take bath daily morning... now repeat after me " daily bath is mandatory "
baar-violin maker - i assure u, i have in no way a connection with this crime :-P
overdressing for the office - as far as i know ppl say i under-dress for office.... so no ways i wud have mentioned anything on over-dressing...
indian motichoor ladoo recipe food /story of motichoor ladu associated with? / sabudane ki khichdi
how to cook dhaliya/ how to make bhutte ke kis - how so so much i would also like to know all these???
how long d rats stay pregnant - Ratzzz!! how Inquisitive...but isn't Rat an egg Lay-er??? hmmm...
low cost bamboo water wheel - how sorry i am that i couldn't provide knowledge about such precious thing to the searcher... me damn sad, NOT...
love sadness - Should they always go hand in hand???
alone in sadness - for the last time, i am very much happy when i am alone.. when will u ppl learn??
Somebody please save my Sanity.....
Jokes apart you know the words that had the highest hit rate last month - Hunger , Love, and 5 Elements... my Fav posts so far.... So far so good....
Royality....
As a Rajput Princess.... wearing gorgeous lehengas & heavy chunky antiques jewelery.... with a train of maids /mind u princess not queen.../
Coz, i want to be pampered...waited upon every wr i go.. all care left to the world... the power, the respect i want evrything.. /no, not the romantic giggling Harem girl, someone like Razia Sultana, Noor Jahan etc/
Wr... obviously Delhi, after reading all those history by William Dalrymple../not anywr else, only Delhi/
The prompt at Sunday scribblings was "If I had to live at a different time in history..", and Ta Da....
Coz, i want to be pampered...waited upon every wr i go.. all care left to the world... the power, the respect i want evrything.. /no, not the romantic giggling Harem girl, someone like Razia Sultana, Noor Jahan etc/
Wr... obviously Delhi, after reading all those history by William Dalrymple../not anywr else, only Delhi/
The prompt at Sunday scribblings was "If I had to live at a different time in history..", and Ta Da....
How in the world....
i just can't get it.... K can wait eons n eons for L to turn up, yet cant wait 15 mins for the water to get heated up.... she ll rather bath in ice cold water.....
i am so like, WTF????
i am so like, WTF????
my friday was awesome....
when i say that i mean that.....
K and L are pulling in a classy act as L's parents are in town... i got pissed so much that i left the house and started my Camilla in search of a breakfast joint.. to my utter dismay all joints were closed down due to Dussera vacation... hurriedly brought a pack of chip and fruit juice and AB, the only shop that opens rain or shine... was roaming around d city from some time then gate crashed into SA's place... he was ROTF laughing at my predicament... he knows everything abt K's Kronicles and always laughs rather than giving a supportive shoulder....
to him....
suddenly SA got a brain wave that we cook together... loved the idea... we brainstormed [with R's(SA's son) inputs] and zeroed in on Ceylon chicken curry and Malabari chicken fry..... i ransacked his kitchen to list out the needed stuff.... then d real fun began... both of in pyjamas took the car to buy chicken and grocery... i smacked myself by the time i reached the meat grocer, coz only now i realised i was in PYJAMAS.. no wonder he was smirking at me... after that i dint dare to get down from the car... got everything needed and rushed back to home....
i was cleaning up the meat and dicing the veges and sauting the masala..... TRIng triNG TRINGGGGG.... it was a colleague at the door with a Dabba... and only Ringo could find wat was in d Dabba... awesome Mutton curry cooked esp for us 2.. believe SA to be big mouthed and announce everyone i was bunking at his place...
diverted the veges and masala to make tomato rice, placed the meat in deep freezer and enjoyed the tomato rice with Mutton curry.. Heaven true heaven... all well, with a nap after burpful lunch....
truly my friday was awesome....
K and L are pulling in a classy act as L's parents are in town... i got pissed so much that i left the house and started my Camilla in search of a breakfast joint.. to my utter dismay all joints were closed down due to Dussera vacation... hurriedly brought a pack of chip and fruit juice and AB, the only shop that opens rain or shine... was roaming around d city from some time then gate crashed into SA's place... he was ROTF laughing at my predicament... he knows everything abt K's Kronicles and always laughs rather than giving a supportive shoulder....
to him....suddenly SA got a brain wave that we cook together... loved the idea... we brainstormed [with R's(SA's son) inputs] and zeroed in on Ceylon chicken curry and Malabari chicken fry..... i ransacked his kitchen to list out the needed stuff.... then d real fun began... both of in pyjamas took the car to buy chicken and grocery... i smacked myself by the time i reached the meat grocer, coz only now i realised i was in PYJAMAS.. no wonder he was smirking at me... after that i dint dare to get down from the car... got everything needed and rushed back to home....
i was cleaning up the meat and dicing the veges and sauting the masala..... TRIng triNG TRINGGGGG.... it was a colleague at the door with a Dabba... and only Ringo could find wat was in d Dabba... awesome Mutton curry cooked esp for us 2.. believe SA to be big mouthed and announce everyone i was bunking at his place...
diverted the veges and masala to make tomato rice, placed the meat in deep freezer and enjoyed the tomato rice with Mutton curry.. Heaven true heaven... all well, with a nap after burpful lunch....
spirituality, nostalgia, and fun...
i always had a strange and vague memory of the something that happened to me years ago... i was taken to one of my neighbor's house for dinner... our feet were washed and painted with alta... then we were fed with dinner and distributed sweets and money.... also i remember this house as big as any bollywood type palaces and i was smiling thru the whole incident.... wat escapes me was wat the occasion was or how old was i... all i cud deduce was i was very short, but when was i any taller???? so that was it.....
now last Saturday SA called up to help him out in Dussera Pooja... i didnt have any other plans after lunch with PK(who is on a short visit from Mumbai) so i moved my lazy bum to SA's place... we together dished up food for something wat he called Kanya Bhojan.. i had no clue but didn't want to have a foot-in-mouth-moment so kept quite.... the priest is a jolly good fellow and treats me as one in d family.... so i was allowed into the mandir to take up the pooja.... this was followed by a haven... then suddenly 9 small girls streamed in and were seated down.... SA started washing their feet... HOLY SMOKE.... i had a heavy hit of nausea ... so THIS was d scene that kept playing in my mind for the past 15 years...GAWD......
wat followed was fine... i was asked to serve as d kids were too shy to ask anything and i was d only person who can talk in childish language... the kids left with a smile and happy "bye bye didi".... i was by the doing this
this was wat we cooked.....
and the dirty rag ringo, who chose not to pose to my cam...
now last Saturday SA called up to help him out in Dussera Pooja... i didnt have any other plans after lunch with PK(who is on a short visit from Mumbai) so i moved my lazy bum to SA's place... we together dished up food for something wat he called Kanya Bhojan.. i had no clue but didn't want to have a foot-in-mouth-moment so kept quite.... the priest is a jolly good fellow and treats me as one in d family.... so i was allowed into the mandir to take up the pooja.... this was followed by a haven... then suddenly 9 small girls streamed in and were seated down.... SA started washing their feet... HOLY SMOKE.... i had a heavy hit of nausea ... so THIS was d scene that kept playing in my mind for the past 15 years...GAWD......
wat followed was fine... i was asked to serve as d kids were too shy to ask anything and i was d only person who can talk in childish language... the kids left with a smile and happy "bye bye didi".... i was by the doing this
and the kids.....
and the dirty rag ringo, who chose not to pose to my cam...
Dussera for me...
- I did dandiya both in jean and lehanga...
- I attended puja and helped SA in his Kanya Bhojan(detailed post, next)
- I received Sona Pati from AR...
- i abstained from meat.. (well almost if u discount, the chicken lollipop and the chicken hyderabadi i gorged upon)
do lemme know...
am looking for a place.. am searching for a face...
Now who d hell said that love is connected to Heart....
Now say isn't stomach more related to love and its issues than heart... It is, indeed...
PS # and as u have guessed by now, the post & the title have no connection as such... its the Avril Lavigne song, I'm with You...
Its not my heart but my stomach that flips over and does a Yanna Cholaeva & an Anna Melnikova when he looks at me mischievously...
Its not my heart but my stomach which is down as if i ate a ton of granite when he doesnt talk to me for hours...
Its not my heart but my stomach that goes on into a gluttonous frenzy when i think about him...
Its not my heart but my stomach which loses its appetite when he hurts me and fights with me...
Now say isn't stomach more related to love and its issues than heart... It is, indeed...
PS # and as u have guessed by now, the post & the title have no connection as such... its the Avril Lavigne song, I'm with You...
Rat!! don't...
At age 1, Rat!! No No don't!! Mud is not for eating...
At age 5, Rat!! No, Don't Play with that Kid...
At age 7, Rat!! No, Change the Channel...
At age 10, Rat!! Not that Book.. Go get your comics...
At age 13, Rat!! Where are u?? i said u to be home before 11...
At age 15, Rat!! For the nth time, Don't talk to Boys! they are evil...
At age 18, Rat!! No.. u will not goto Chennai.. you will study from home..
At age 21, Rat!! Dewas?? Wr in the world is that... Come back to home...
Now... Rat!! no no.. i will find ur life partner.. You WON'T decide by yourself..
At ages intermediate...
My doctor said : No oil.. No Fat..
My Boss said: No Vacation...
My Friend said: No Time...
My Boy-Friend said: No Kiss...
My Teacher said: No Brain...
My Lawyer said: No Proof...
I say... No Life....
The prompt at Sunday scribblings was 'Forbidden', and Ta Da....u r invited....
So... i invite u all for the launch of "i Enjoy" - my new blog on books....
u can be here and join me on rants n raves about the books i read...
please drop in wen u got time..
D Rat....
u can be here and join me on rants n raves about the books i read...
please drop in wen u got time..
D Rat....
mere yaar ki shaadi....
The Couple...MJ &N
I went like this...
& the cute kid, who i may ask for hand...
too much myth muddles ur mind..
- Get a Willy Wonka.. feed him more eccentricity and cast him as d evil wizard aka asur..
- pull a Mummy Returns thru sand storms resembling faces and train in desert scenes..
- get some HP type special effects...
- borrow some Video game animations from the 11 yr old kid next door...
- rope in a sultry looking erm.. bodyguard, whose is good at guarding something else.. cough cough
- get one so tall dumb mute guy as a hero..
who d hell said Rajasthan == Bright-burning-your-eyes-jumping-out colors.... even a conch was colored bright purple and decorated with bright glass pieces and sequins...
and say swear...i have never seen a floor painted so so yellow and embedded glasses.. nor a bright orange wall.. nor so bright pink doors... may be i am wrong.. who knows...
and there is this Cruel Asura Riz Raizada who clones himself with a drop of blood... wat d f?? $%^#
it was just too much specil effects for me to sit back and enjoy... wat to do?? this hapless mind seeks logic everywr...
Abhishek and Priyanka better luck next time... it was more of a kiddie movie...
One-liner:
forget a line... not even a word...
met over coffee and err Soda...
overslept as usual given it was a saturday.. suddenly at 10 45 remembered, had to meet him at 11 30... rushed after a quick bath hair still undone and freshly washed... was sweating profusely wen i reached CCD.. Mann was already there and was all smiley.. glad he recognized me and didnt put me as a kid as everyone does...
the sun was bright and hot so couldnt bring myself to order latte or coffee.. Green Apple soda!! ahhh Heaven....
talked 10 to the 11.. but didnt get how d topics came up.... anyways was nice meeting u Mr.Mann.....
OMG.. run run movie at 2...
jam packed 1 & 2...
* Shopped till i fell down.. Literally..
* Rushed K to hospital, stayed by her side getting her to eat and all...
* Watched a movie.. Kidnap, review here...
* Caught up almost everyone over phone...
* Broke with SK.. crap it was a three day friendship...
* Attended a Pooja at SA's home...
* Hosted Rahul's, SA's son, birthday party...
in btw .... Mera yaar ka shadi hai... Tomm M(refer sidebar) is getting married... first to lose his freedom in our MMB gang... will fill in all details on sunday.... :-P boy oh boy.. am i getting all excited... me gonna go decked up in Lahanga and stuff...i will look so so gorgeous(Note to self : stop being narcisstic).... :P
* Rushed K to hospital, stayed by her side getting her to eat and all...
* Watched a movie.. Kidnap, review here...
* Caught up almost everyone over phone...
* Broke with SK.. crap it was a three day friendship...
* Attended a Pooja at SA's home...
* Hosted Rahul's, SA's son, birthday party...
in btw .... Mera yaar ka shadi hai... Tomm M(refer sidebar) is getting married... first to lose his freedom in our MMB gang... will fill in all details on sunday.... :-P boy oh boy.. am i getting all excited... me gonna go decked up in Lahanga and stuff...
New love...
and many more.... Three days old and i am already in love with it head over heals...
My dear new buddy Canon Powershot A590 IS...
200 bucks down the gutter...
how-ever may be the movie, i haven't felt this much let down before.. wat i even watched Singh is Kinnng twice...
This was a utter let down.. sob sob sob....
first this is baseless... Imran goes beyond limits to make Sanjay Dutt realize his mistake committed in anger... wat more actually it was Imran at fault from scene one, still tries to prove his innocence...
Imran as a kid steals a car from Sanjay, only that his daughter comes as a bonus and they end up in an accident... Imran says he takes the car to save his hurt friend... Wacko, isn't asking the owner better way than stealing a car... dumb ass dumb ass..
he is sent to juvenile jail where is ill treated... bonus he learns hacking and stuff in a juvenile jail... choke.. cough cough... of all things... man, i can bet my last loaf of bread that the police at a JJ can't tell Gmail and Ymail apart.. then wr did he learn all those hacking stuff.. heh??
then Minisha lamba is 18 yr old in the movie... i had never seen a raunchy, lithe, loin some 18 yr old before.. agreed i wear loose baggy stuff to bed but never this.. err.. exposing.... wat more she looks like 30+ plus and top this Vidya Malvade is her mother.. wat d heck???? i can put her as 18 yr old but Minisha, NEVER!!!
Sanjay Dutt jumping across tall buildings, flinching prisoners, robbing under the nose of this adversary,.... incredible incredible... Akshay Kumar bow down.... here comes the next Khiladi Khan... Khiladi Dutt???
I was expecting all time, Imran to break into a jig with Lamba "Singing but your Papa can't Jump saala...."
the initial caricature depiction of Imran's jail life kindred some hope on me only to be put off by Minisha's explosive... hmm workout????
my only relief... it wasn't me who paid for the tickets this time and we never thought abt getting popcorn.... wow i ll invest this 500 bucks in something productive... may be another movie tomm???
This was a utter let down.. sob sob sob....
first this is baseless... Imran goes beyond limits to make Sanjay Dutt realize his mistake committed in anger... wat more actually it was Imran at fault from scene one, still tries to prove his innocence...
Imran as a kid steals a car from Sanjay, only that his daughter comes as a bonus and they end up in an accident... Imran says he takes the car to save his hurt friend... Wacko, isn't asking the owner better way than stealing a car... dumb ass dumb ass..
he is sent to juvenile jail where is ill treated... bonus he learns hacking and stuff in a juvenile jail... choke.. cough cough... of all things... man, i can bet my last loaf of bread that the police at a JJ can't tell Gmail and Ymail apart.. then wr did he learn all those hacking stuff.. heh??
then Minisha lamba is 18 yr old in the movie... i had never seen a raunchy, lithe, loin some 18 yr old before.. agreed i wear loose baggy stuff to bed but never this.. err.. exposing.... wat more she looks like 30+ plus and top this Vidya Malvade is her mother.. wat d heck???? i can put her as 18 yr old but Minisha, NEVER!!!
Sanjay Dutt jumping across tall buildings, flinching prisoners, robbing under the nose of this adversary,.... incredible incredible... Akshay Kumar bow down.... here comes the next Khiladi Khan... Khiladi Dutt???
I was expecting all time, Imran to break into a jig with Lamba "Singing but your Papa can't Jump saala...."
the initial caricature depiction of Imran's jail life kindred some hope on me only to be put off by Minisha's explosive... hmm workout????
my only relief... it wasn't me who paid for the tickets this time and we never thought abt getting popcorn.... wow i ll invest this 500 bucks in something productive... may be another movie tomm???
One liner:
KIDNAP - Get yourself kidnapped INSTEAD......
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