I hath new shoes...

New Mules from Mochi only... spent a fortune on it but looks good na.. thats y bought it.. also showing off  at the party yday nite... serves rite for that M.. lady showing off her new necklase.. i only know that she picked up from a second hand market, Khatri only...He he he.. dont admonish my english now... blame on Moni Mohsin and her book "The Diary of a Social Butterfly" ;-D... hilarious book i say.. u really need to  read this book for a good laugh, eventhough i took time to grip on the language used...

Saw DEV D yday with P... My first sentence 5 min into d movie was, "Wat!! Leave something to my imagination yaar!!" MUST WATCH.... It has everything u cud have dreamt in ur wildest dreams... P was confused to see Chanda dressed as Nurse, school girl and such things... now how to explain this fetish thing to this under-age girl... :-D welcome ending... i know i know, i am a sucker for Happy endings...

 Wat was funny was the interlude with the Counter guy (CG) at the Cineplex...
D Rat: 2 Tickets for Dev D
CG : Ummm... ID card plz..
D Rat: (flashes her, rather throws her credit card and office id)
CG: One that shows ur bday
D Rat: (Flips the Office id to reveal the mystery news)
CG: he he he he... u don't look like a ** old...
D Rat: (now gets y all this drama and grinzz widely)
CG: Sorry but really u look like a 16 yr old and (turning to P) u like a 25 yr old..
P: (Nearing Volcanic Eruption) How dare u....
:-P really!!! he made my day.. not to mention P is 5-6 years younger than me in reality...


the party,yday nite, was d perfect way to end the day... Wat more, i got to show off my new mules and a new chic designer Salwar Kameez... went with the whole gang of my colleagues as the host was a colleague too... suddenly D sees a awesome chick wrapped in a Blue saree, standing at the Noodle Bar 

D :  Turn Turn Turn Turn (with me controlling my giggles).. Oh  Crap,this is P.. (P is a colleague and a good friend of D)

Much to his chagrin, i illustrated the whole thing to P amidst peals of laughter... wat more P's Mom overheard the whole thing and came over to talk to us...Roflarious!


The Rat...

Yay!!!

I got atlast the look i wanted...ummm i meant the blog's look..

I ll be shifting home tomm evening... a bigger better place with even better Partner!!

I am hitting the theque tonite, after a month.. Yat's bday party... 

I bunked a Party yday.. don't ask why...you really wanna know??? Ssssh, i slept off!! i just pray the host doesnt come across this page.. i gave him pretty convincing story involving a cow, a dog, Germans and a Buick... Seriously don't ask!!

Some day soon, i feel like doing a lengthy seriously serious post... ok u there, u can stop laughing... i mean seriously i need to do a long post...I am serious!!!

And finally... Indore bloggers drop in a mail or comment..... Long time we had the second meet, i think.. wat say?? others who will to travel miles to meet me can also join in :-) i know i am being narcissistic...he he he.. but u know u can, if u will...  

My dirst fay of the yew near... Hic..

Dance till a drop - Check
Eat till a burp - Check
Dress like a glam doll - Check
Be seen with 2 super cute guys - Check
Be with ur best friend - Check
Call up every1 dear n near - Check
Hang out with ur gang - Check
Shop till u drop - Check
Get ur fav books - Check
Sleep off REAL Early - Check

he he he.. i had a blast and u???

turning 23 in style.....

I will be okay coz I feel fine....

thanks for d calls, comments and mails, amigos... but seriously i am fine...

was overwhelmed with the support.. Wookie and Shesha insisted that i continue my dance classes, when i was all for bunking it till i felt better... M called up and insisted that i leave for home immediately ( he sent home the point by mailing the same in next half hour)... R and MJ for trouping into my cabin, giving me a warm hug and sitting there silently while i ranted out everything... YA for numerous gtalk pings.. JD for calling up even though he was busy with his wedding preparations, which is tomm... PK for dragging me into her shopping spree and make me buy a couple of Khadi Handloom stuff...  Rosh, Anki, Saim and Ash for their prayers... Ravi for shaking a finger at me and warning no more cry posts..

Pop is lot better now and is back to work... he has been scheduled with further treatment on my birthday.... Great, just great... but thats ok.. the treatment is lot more important..Shesha has promised to travel down to be with my parents... i am going down home btw Christmas holidays, coz thats the earliest i can avail my leave...

Mom is worried about me now.. getting constant calls and texts.. think, i shudnt have cried over phone.. they are stunned to hear me cry after 6 yrs...last time i cried, i think, was when i was stupidly involved in an accident during my 12th class and ended up in hospital for months... :-) he he he..its funny to think abt it now...

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in all this juncture K and L haven't yet bothered to ask wats wrong... not that i care anymore...the drift btw me n K is getting wider day after day.... dunno how we are still sharing the same roof over our heads... its always  iPod over my ears and L by her side... we don't even discuss stuff related to house now...

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i have put hold on all plans for the party... i may go on a simple get-together-over-coffee rather than a full lunch bash i had planned for... Wookie and his friends are having a party @ Chennai on the D-Day... but Wookie will take care of that.. so no frills there.... R went bang-bin-bang wen i said, i had canceled the party... i may end up beaten.. save me ppl... :-P

Wishes for B'day have started coming.. but i really don't have the idea why this early.. is there a hidden agenda???? Beats me... 

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 Quality months come to an end this 30th.. i have to judge a couple of Essays, Slogans and Posters, all on quality... the Quiz competition went fine.. but not as good as it used to be in college... my Compering skills didnt help either coz the response was very poor from Colleagues... only a handful turned up... Daang...

The winners are getting ludicrously beautiful gifts that i wish i had been a participant instead of playing the host.. but thinking again, i was the one who chose the gifts rite?... he he he

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Missed d company Vehicle yday morning.. actually over slept.. tot will come in private bus... heck i forgot its Election season and inter-district transport is not allowed... Daang.. i, anyhow waited for an hour and got one... a mini van posing as Bus... my dear sweet poor knees.. throbbed with pain all day.. doc warned not to stress it, as d ligaments are still weak and i have stopped my steroids... :-( and above this a fellow commuter and the driver tried to act fresh with me.. i played dumb and kept quite.. it was me against a whole van of guys.. Scary.. i am not repeating this again... Daang...

And yeah.. its d election day tomm...  ppl have warned me not to be out my room... it will be real Show tomm with all the party agents and stuff... Daang again....

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 i have two deadlines and a week long training program in the offing.. don't ask me, then wat i am doing online.. i am taking hours to complete this post.. the power of multi-tasking... this will be the third training i ll be organizing.. that too on my fav subject, Business Models.. i am all excited..

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i have been asked to be off Chocolates by my Doc... Choc is my migraine trigger and as winter has started, Doc has advised to go slow and strict on my diet... i have two boxes of dark chocolates and a box each of Nestle Milk chocolates and Dairymilks.. is anyone ready to take it off my hands.. its really tempting and the stock is not exhausting even after giving away most of them to random colleagues... they are suspicious that how can a Choc addict like me can willingly give away chocs... Daang.... like i am willing to do it.. i am being Pushed ppl....

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i am not writing for NANOWRIMO even though i started... why?? coz i killed away my Heroine and made d romantic story into a murder thriller.. and i don't like wat i have written even a bit... Daang Daang Daang...

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and yeah.... i got my Bday dress... purchased it from Fabindia.. the collection was named  as Teen India... as PK pointed out i am no more a teen, passed that period years ago.. yet i like to thrive in d teen feeling, so got it... He he he... and the other two are the handloom material i got at a local Handicrafts exhibition...

 Talking about dresses, i got a silk bandhini material as Diwali gift from a cousin... had got it stitched into a suit... now i am working with some brocade, glitters and beads on it.. was reminded of the days wen i designed whole Saris with thread, bead and embroidery work while in college... hope my creativity hasn't died out yet... will upload a pic wen i am done... _________________________________________________________________________________

 Will end here i think.. this bar of Milk chocolate near my key board is tempting me at large...blas·phe·mous...

Ouch that was a very long post..... :-P

and yeah, Wookie threatened that if i mention him anymore he will take over my blog.. so i expect some hacking in next few hours... :-P   and of course... have u given a thought about this....

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random post...

coz my stupid brain is scattered enuf..... u want to know why... why that my head is throbbing with pain.. why i am sick in stomach... and why my teeny-weeny brain is unable to think straight...

Drum Roll....... And the reason is...

excessive partying...  @#$%^&

Monday Nite : Me, P and Y after class freak out..
Tuesday : P and Me.. freak out @ CP
Wednesday  : Arti Di's Marriage Party...
Thursday : P an me... again but this time @ both TI and CP...
Friday : R bhaiya's n S bhabi's Wedding anniversary party...
Saturday : Me, Zuhhu and Rusty Dinner freak out...

Damn... @#$$%^^&&* and i have two meetings and a lecture to conduct... lemme not sleep giving the presentation...

P.S # 1 on a happier note, i am going thru my-wat-to-name-this-feeling phase... wish me luck ppl... ouch, are my cheeks red??? :-) GRiN.....
P.S # 2 Yeah Yeah i dressed up for both the wedding parties... First in gold and next in White... but i dont have a face-off pic for u :-(
P.S. # 3 We did Merengue on Friday nite @ Dance Class.. my partner JD was absent so had to partner with a girl... N was a good partner.. JD joined in later, he was great... :- GRiN....

Mega wishlist....

Re-collecting this list....  

i still want the Wooden Puppets, Kathakali Mask, Blue teddy bear and the resin thing.... Adding to the List,

i Want, i want and want :

•  a pair of fish... guppies will do... but please let your imaginations venture unknown territories in this area... :-P
• collection of Disney movies... have been trying to get this but in vain... Pixar collection will also do.. but Disney will be highly appreciated... :-D
  
• Collection of Tin tin Comics...my comic strip fav includes Beetle Bailey, Garfield, Blondie, His and lois, Archies and much more.. but Tin Tin is always my hero... ;-)
  
• Aromatic Candles... Anytime.. give it to me baby... :-P
  
• Turquoise Jewelery.. actually i am ready to get these myself.. but Mom says that turquoise being my birth stone it should be gifted to me... she and her superstitions... but who am i to question Supreme courts verdicts....  ;-D

 But i will be more happy if u cud help by donating at CRY or sponsoring a Girl childs education...
Donate here... 

And for Heaven's Sake avoid these :
- Ceramic Figurines... these are so old school.. puhleasee....
- Flower vases.. grow up buddy...think out of the box..
- Crockery.... last year i got so so much that i didnt even bother to open them.. so please enuf of this...
- Pen Holders.. seriously, this is the last thing, that the cluttered Rat will need... no no no...

 

So now u know what to give me(& what not to) come Dec...  mail me to get my address... he he he.... 

and yeah i almost forgot... if u are at Indore on Dec 6th by any stroke of luck @ 8 pm, do drop me a note... i invite u for the party, i will be hosting.. oh run Rat run.. so many this to be arranged... :-P

Ofcourse.... Flowers, chocolates are welcome anytime.... sheesh how desperate one becomes...

Half Century....

Statutory Warning:  Reading long blogposts can be injurious to health... /*now don't u say, i didn't warn you*/

So finally SA made a half century... we celebrated his 50th birthday this Saturday without much ado...  d plan was that SA and yours truly, Rat spend the whole day, cook, frolic and host the party... really trust the Rat to spoil all d plans... i woke up as late as 11 in the noon... (Note to self: Don't take ur pencil and sketch book the nite before a big day.. Note to Readers: will scan and upload the new sketches someday...)  without any announcement i reached SA who was sitting, fuming regd my absence... he had finished his bfast and here my stomach was doing rock n roll.... :-( hogged upon few dairy milks...R was away at school so i grilled SA about his funlist... he went on bluffing that he wanted to see his sons happy, build a dream house... a hit in the head with a pillow made him come to his sense and he blurted out about taking a walk in his farm, run around the nearby park and watch a movie... it may sound weird, guys , but our DEAR SA hasn't done all these simple things for past 4-5 years... these CEOs have a tough life, i say....

Cooking together was out of question as SA's mom called up from US of A and commanded to get a fav cook of hers to cook us(oops for us)... who can parry a supreme court order, huh? the cook filled the house with mouth watering aroma, while i hunted out the DVD collection of SA... man, that was an awesome collection... we picked up a couple of movies and ended up doing a marathon with 5 movies back to back....

**Bling BLinG blINg** spoiler alert spoiler alert: but all of these are classics/old ones..so no harm there...

Sons of Desert :

 a Laurel and Hardy classic.... it starts with L and H attending a fraternity meeting.. they are to attend a convention at Chicago...  L is reluctant stating his wife wont allow and H assures him.. back home wat happens is complete opposite with Laurel's wife allowing him and Hardy's wife planning for a trip to mountains instead... 

a complete riot follows with H trying to deceive his wife with false sickness (L actually gets a Vet instead of a Doc) and going to Chicago... but gets caught as all husbands do...

Real LOL moments: H makes a bed in attic and L thanks him saying "Well, for the meticulous care with which you have executed your finely formulated machinations, in extricating us from this devastating dilemma."

L says to H's wife : oh he is suffering from Nervous Shakedown

L : Honesty is the best Politics

L gets caught eating a wax apple.. H's wife "Oh, so that's where it's been going. That's the third apple I've missed this week."


:-D

We Faw Down :

yet another L n H classic... L n H plan for a poker game but say their wives that are joining their boss for a play at Orpheum Theater...   On the way to the poker game, they run into a couple of women who have lost a hat under a car. While they attempt to retrieve the lady's hat, a street-sprinkler soaks them with water. Soaking wet, they go to the girls' apartment to dry their clothes. Meanwhile the girls flirt with them. Unfortunately, one of the girls BF bursts in on the two couples and chases the boys from the apartment. Meanwhile, a fire has burned down the theater that day, and Laurel and Hardy have a lot of explaining to do when they return home...

LOL moments: H imitates wat they saw at the theater ignorant of the mishap occurred.. L gives hints but H mis-interprets and its a real LOL riot... ultimately L notices the headline and the moment has no words to explain... :-P

Sister Act:

Whoopi Goldberg's movie.. had me in splits.... Deloris Le Cartier is a singer in love with a married mafia leader... she does a flip and reaches d police when she sees a murder... d police hide her in a convent as a nun... how she overcomes all this mess is real fun to watch.. a feel good movie (i would prefer watching this with my dream date, hmmm.... dreamy eyed and cough cough)..

Moments to watch out for: 
 Vince, d lover gifts her a mink coat after a tiff, Deloris is touched until she notices the coat embossed with Vince's wife's name... transformation of anger into happiness and back into outrage is something Whoopi does beautifully here...

Mother superior assorting thru Deloris clothes and finding myriad colors.

Deloris:i look like a penguin (after wearing the Habit)

The scene wr a couple of nuns visit a Pub and start dancing... LOLzzz

The choir's transformation from a drag to lively concert...

I LOVED this movie...

Anger Management:
 another hilarious movie by Adam Sandler... pity that i saw its spoof before watching this original... Yeah Mujhse Shaadi Karogi and yet another tamil movie were made on similar lines... so the novelty went amiss...
and at times i got irritated by Jack Nicholson...

watched a couple of SA's pick..not able to remember the name as it was all Spanish... he he he :P

then the cake arrived...

Had a blast... finished dinner, sent R to bed , talked to SA for some more time and returned home very late at nite...

the day evoked many hidden (never forgotten) memories... went to walk with Vicky... actually speaking, i was walking around alone and it was 11 in the nite.. wen Vicky knew this he ran to join me and returned home, only after  i was safely tucked in my bed.... its a different story that i didn't sleep a wink..

Did i miss??? the dinner menu arrayed between peas n aloo sabji, Paratha, Jeera pulav and mouth watering Chicken Hyderabadi.. Chocolate Pudding was awesome as the dessert...

Am selling the concept not daru!!! LoLzzzz

i was chastising RR aka Stickman for extended partying and boozing....
The following is an excerpt of what ensued....

RR: lemme tel u what a talli man will do...

• if u wanna know some one really...get him drunk.. his all dirt will come out...u can even get ones emotions out
• 60 to 70 % boys wil remember their x-love
• person who seem very serious in day to day life will suddenly start dancing
• ...& the one who seems smiling whole day will suddenly sit serious...
• The person u have meet first time,after 4 pegs will make u his best friend for ever...(ne doubt he will not even remember ur name d next day)
• and somebody i know plays SMS SMS with you, when he is fully talli (WInKzz)

so today u have got enough knowledge about boyz party!!!

Rat: ya enuf gyan to make me avoid it by all means

i don't want to cry by ne chance
i dont want to brag abt my love life
i dont want to dance like a mad
& i dont want to sit serious... Grrrr....

RR: Tch Tch Tch!!! I can see my half an hr effort going waste....

LOLZZZZZzzzzz...