Gloriously raise d foot and put in d mouth ...

 Maid: Kholo(Open d door)...
D Rat: (lazily) Wont open... Go away...
Maid: yay... Leave for me... u ll be the one going hungry...
D Rat: (Rushes out to open d door)
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The other day, i had a runny nose and had to leave to a party.. i carried along a couple of tissues in my jean back pocket, just in case... had soiled one, in some 5 min into d party... i started rummaging my back pockets to find the spare one...
oblivious to the crowd staring at me, i said " i am damn sure, i had two of those when i came here first..."
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Ouch!!!! that hurt....

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10 comments:

Saim said...

ahem ahem:D

vijay said...

cook giving warning.... well same story in all single's place :((

Anonymous said...

hahaha.....

good u kept the tissue in backpocket...

Ratzzz said...

@ CN...

Dont even try to remind me...

Ratzzz said...

@Vijay.


completely understand baba.. she threatens me almost daily...

Ratzzz said...

@chriz...

Ummm.. wr else do u suggest huh???

Ashutosh said...

Lol..Good one..

Ratzzz said...

@ AD...

:-D... sorry for being absent on ur blog... :( ll catch up soon

Pri said...

LOL!! expect u to do something cheeky like that...

Ratzzz said...

@ PRi..

wait till u read my next post...