For u Pink Lips!!!!

this is from Nachi (simbly lurve u, sweets), again...!!!

pink chaddis and all are fine, 

but i am still without an Valentine!

so i guess i am going to stick to my sorry tune,

anyways most people think i am a crazy loon.

my cards and gifts are to be taken with Aspirin,

only cakes are something for which i would kill.

amazing women and good food are pretty fine,

but that ain't reason for me to get an Valentine?

a bottle of Rum and an ol' quirky song,

the cat on the ceiling and me in a thong!

singing and dancing and jiving to my quirky song.

dude, St Valentine, you can join in too, 
and all you women, "yeah, i love you too!"
but this Valentine ain't going to be no different
and i ain't going nowhere, and i'm still here
so unless you call me and sing me a different song,
i shall keep hoarsing my voice in this quirky song!

 lovely ain't it!!!

Anyways, moving on... something that popped into my mind...

Megha : Bobo.. wat are u hiding there..ouch a mushy pink heart pillow!!wat got into u dude!!
Bobo : Ummmm... this is for Krathi..
M : Why doesn't she have any pillow.. last time i slept over her place, she had enuf for an army to bunk there..
B : Megha..plzzz... Feb 14th is coming over and i need to give something...
M : and u selected this??? are u sick!!
B : come on.. with my meager pocket money this is the most decent i cud afford.. anyways wat are u doing??
M : Lunch at Fortune Landmark...a table already reserved for d single lady,me
B : Hey but that's fricking 1400 bucks.. are u crazy.. i cant even dream abt it
M : Hell-o!! u get more than that  from ur parents every week.. wr does that all go???
B : He He He..u know d usual!!
M : Define usual...
B : Ermmm... Prolonged calls, numerous texts, taking Krathi out, dining, getting her gifts, treating her friends, treating my friends on her behalf, flowers, chocolates, petrol, etc etc etc
M : and evetually get nagged by K..
B : Ummm.. yeah.. even after all this, i get to hear "Bobo u r not taking care of enuf"
M : Dude Wake up!!!.. u are killing urself... do u get to hang out with ur friends anytime, like anytime anywr??
B : No..
M : Do u spend enuf on urself ?
B : No....
M : Can u look/stare/ogle at other specimens of the opposite gender..
B : Hell, No! u wants to get killed..
M : Can u hang out with K without being afraid of getting caught by friends or family??
B : No Way!!!!
M : Can u eat at those road side dhabas??
B : Are u crazy.. Krathi ll give me a lecture on health hygiene and wat not..
M : Hmmm.. in short u ain't doing anything u want to??
B : Ermmmmm Rite...

(Silence...)
Krathi : Hey Megha.. HIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Bobo.. wats that u r hiding sweet heart..
B: This.. this pink heart?? oh nothing just got it for my Dog, Caesar.. u now doc has asked me to keep him comfortable...

Yay!!! more many more reasons Singletons Rock... . Here u go Luscious lips.. done with..



for all those who have met their soul mates, Happy Valentine's Day.. to all the singles, Happy INDEPENDENCE Day!!!!

if u find a strong stench of Pinkishness in this post it isn't my fault.. the sole credit goes to Pramod Muthalik (this guy has a page on wiki!! lord save the earth!!).. Sure its his Trademark color....



The Rat...