Lets talk something random today...

i had to do an Angelina Jolie act yday...no not because i wanted to look chic or something.. but the fact that i had missed my office conveyance,may miss my friend's car pool in another 5 mins, the energy conservation of state government plan, and a plunging neck line left me with no other choice.. yet must accept that the breezy feeling on my back all day long was a heavenly feeling

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i am roaming around with zero balance in my mobile since a week now.. that combined with laziness to recharge and not calling up home, Wookie and Dance class has resulted in ppl concluding that something is seriously wrong with me... not that i am recharging anytime soon.. i sort of like this silent mobile thingy.. i use it as an alarm clock now..

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i am playing around with fractals for the past 2 days.. i stun myself with my creations.. and wat more M asked me to show how to make one and i made one in flat 5 min , hands down... :-P i said u rite, i stun myself..

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my Roomie retaliated PB on something, wen he came to drop me off at my place, on our last date.. later she asked me if PB had taken offense... i assured her he hasn't and the conversation went something like this..

Roomie : with my near ones, i always talk back and argue a lot..
D Rat : actually i argue only with whom i don't like.. if someone gets closer to me, i stop that and just listen to them , even if they are wrong...

i was thinking abt this today.. actually that's true.. i never argue back to my loved ones and tend to be silent.. shud i be changing this habit of mine.,. i heard Rats bite.. shud i bite back too??

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and i found this on Icanhascheezburger website.. got totally floored.. i am planning to get myself a pet.. wat ya think.. a dog, a cat, a  pair of fish or loe birds...  and yeah my Yellow spidey is missing since noon.. it fed on a couple of Keedas at 8 am.. i saw it lounging on my CPU at 2 pm and is missing since then.. plz pray for its safe return ppl.. i am missing it already.. it made a nice subject for my clicks...

The Rat...

Papa, Can i hath a Surname...NOT!

 i wrote this a couple of days ago... of the list, point no # 7 is one thing that irritates me a lot... When i first cane to Indore, i was sort of resigned that there outta be smirks abt my Hindi, however decent it may be... but seriously i didn't think, i wud be facing so much ridiculous things...

First was food... Damn it!! Idli and Dosa are staple food because we are in the plateau.. not as in plains like u... Roti / Chapati produces heat in ur body thats essential for the extreme cold climate u undergo.. we need no heat.. we are HOT by nature... and we can go without idli or dosa but betcha u can never live without Roti.. accept it.. don't u scrounge the place, wr evr u go, for these wheat products.. hmmm?

then the language... Dammit.. i know 3 languages completely..read, write and speak.. i can also understand 5 other indian and foreign languages (conversational).. can u?? u don't know a language other than Hindi.. your english is so horrible and don't even talk abt that accent u put up... and u are teasing abt my language??? hell with u...

Now wat are u talking abt???  that i develop a liking towards other Tamil ppl.. Dammit.. thats Freudian Theory.. human nature that u gang up with ppl of mutual likings and understanding.. Haven't u ever heard of "Birds of same feather flock together"?? hey hello..u do the same thing... only thing is.. for u it wud be " Blokes of same feather flock toghether"!!

And the name!! especially surname.. wr ever i go, this happens inevitably..

X :  hi.. wats ur name?
D Rat: ########
X :  Full name?
D Rat : ########
X : ermm.. Surname?
D Rat : Oww.. we don't have one..

For ur Kind information folks... surnames are clear indicators of caste.. TN government abolished the use of caste names as surnames and as district names as early as 1996... just get the clue.. don't go on asking for my caste the next time..

@#$&%^@#%$#^ Get the POinT??!!

P.S # On a totally random note.. this Spidey has become my pet in last week... resides in my office cabin, thrives on the insects that the gardener brings along with fresh flower daily morning.. i tried clicking, but its shy of posing... but how did it know that i love Spidaah Maan!!

 

The Rat...

The Eighth Sense Prevails...

Gunmeen Tagged me this time.. being the good girl i am,  here it is...

8 Things I am passionate about: /anything and everything under the sun/

1. Eating
   
2. Dancing
3. Blogging
4. Sleeping
   
5. Reading
6. Cooking
7. Breathing
8. Walking

 8 Things I want to do before I die: /i am sure i had my wish list somewr... ahh got it.. the list is repeated/

8 Things I often say: /Lemme see.. and no i am not censoring anything here/ 

1. Fuck
2. Shit
3. Maa Kasam (Ma Promise)
   
4. Sahi Hai (Yeah Rite!!)
   
5. Ponga pa (Watever)
   
6. hmmm
7. Aur Bolo (Wat else..)
   
8. Alto (Lets Go)
   

 8 songs I can listen over and over again: /umm.. Elixir of Life - Music/

1. Maya Kadhal Maya - Kadhale en Kadhale (Tamil)
2. Oru Naal Oru Pozhudhu - Andhimandharai (Tamil)
3. Naam Ada Likhna - Yahaan (Hindi)
4. But it Rained - Parikrama (Eng/ Instru)
   
5.  Technology - Daft Punk (English)
   
6.  Nothings Gonna Change my Love 4 u - Oli P. (English)
7.  Come my Lady (Butterfly) - Crazy Town (English)
8.  I am Really Hot - Missy Elliot (English) 

 8 Books I have recently read or am still reading: /This is Easy.. Finished this list.. Heading home tonight for a new book :-)/

1. Private Life of an Indian Prince -Mulk Raj Anand
2. Tuesdays with Morrie - Mitch Albom
3. Diary of a Social Butterfly - Moni Moshin
4. Chasing Harry Winston - Lauren Weisberg
5. Sea of Poppies - Amitav Ghosh
6. The Glass Palace - Amitav Ghosh
7. In Between the Assassinations - Aravind Adiga
8. The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint Exupéry

8 things which attract me to my friends: /ummm.. this is hard.. seriously../

1. Respect for my Private Life/Space
2. Integrity.

hey.. actually that's it.. i never expect much out of my friends.. :-)

umm.. now being the very good girl i am, i ain't tagging no one... now Repeat after me , "D Rat is a Great Person" :-P

The Rat...

wat d Rat is upto these days...

These...... Playing around with colors... Fractals here i come...

The Rat...

Desires...

Need of the Hour :  a break from Job... a close friend's shoulder... beach side walk... Mom's lap... Home made food... a WORRY FREE DAY!!!!!!

The Rat...

Tag-O-Tag...

CN strikes again.. this time to write 25 random facts, goals or quirks about me... he he he,, its gonna be a tough job given everything abt this Rat is a random Fact, Goal or a quirk... :-D ok Here we go...

1. errrmmm just the first point and i am stuck... umm ok... i have a huge collection of fur dolls... most of them are stored back at home in big cardboard cartons.. i have abt ten off them here... and i have named each one of them.. the biggest is Brandy, then we have Scotch, Talli, Rum, Gin, Peki, Fluffy, Puggy, Snuggles and Shri... 
2. i hate reading Pirated books.. d print, d ugly smell and missing pages... everything.. i prefer the mint fresh original books and don't mind signing off a fortune on them...
3. Given the big foodie i am, i can go on without food for utmost 3 days, before passing out... i crave for food only wen restricted by my Doctor..
4. i call all my close ones as Bacha or Beta... so if i call u so, take it for granted that i love u...
5. i don't maintain slam books or address books... 1 from school and 1 from college are the only beings i am connected to.. i dunno the atha-patha of anyone else.. and i don't regret that...
6. i love anything Blue!!!
7. i hate being stereotyped.. anyone making fun of me being a Tamilian can prepare themselves for war... there ain't no escape...
8. i wrote my first poetry, prize winning piece, at the age of 10.. Fortunately i don't pen poetry any more... :-)
9. i am completely addicted to google... i check anything and everything over google before opening my mouth and proving my moronic self... 
10. i have set routine for every day life.. even a minor disrupt will freak me out... that means even if i wke up at 6 am instead of 5 45 am, means u r bound to hear abuses,clangs and bangs...
11. i had my first e-mail id at d age of 14... i still maintain it.. the treasures, it preserves in its inbox, still has me in splits...
    
12. i love cooking for others.. if i invite u for lunch expect a four course meal but confirm as soon as i invite..or else ur lunch stands canceled...
13. My language gets rather colorful wen i get aggressive... eventhough very few understand the expletives i utter, my near ones understand my tone and close their ears... :-D
14. i am not into mobiles that much.. a basic instrument that receives calls and texts is enuf for me.. the Samsung SGH - C170 model, i am carrying for a year and half now is sufficient enuf for me.. this contradicts the Rat-during-college-days, who changed her mobile every 6 months...
15. i have 10 more points to go and i already have a bloggers block.. :-D i wanted to become a Archeologist, Artist, a Doctor and a Neurologist... i am a Leather Technologist now working on the management side toiling with Business Models... i know i know not my choice.. but i love this more than wat i wanted to become...
16. i am rather addicted to Top-chef and So u think u can Dance Series... Dance routines i can easily practice.. but copying the Top-chef recipes usually end as disasters...
17. i haven't updated my gadjets for 2 years now... i still carry the same 4 GB Nano iPod, 1 GB RAM Laptop, 1 GB pen drive.... i feel obsolete sometimes but i am a lazy bummer and wont be updating them for eons to come..
18. i love my Pink bicycle, Camilla... i had a Grey bicycle, Diana during college... a freak stole it from my college shed one night... @!$#@%$
19. i am agnostic... i visit temples, churches and every spiritual adda... but to have me pray to them u ll have to bribe me with a life time supply of Chola Batura...
20. i hate watching news on TV... given the condition of news reporting in recent times i ll rather stick to my newspapers..
21. i love throwing Random acts of Kindness around me... ppl love my surprises more than me... ;-D 
22. i am anti-social to social networking yet maintain an Orkut account and 20sb page as Kartz pointed out today morning..
23. i care very less abt my blog birthdays and blog milestones... but i love wen others celebrate it...
24. yay only two more to go... yipee.... My dressing sense completely reflects my nature... its always a medley of colors over an enzyme washed jeans... i am least bothered abt the raise and cut of my jean.. i have practically grown in this pair of jean given i am owning it for some 8 yrs now...
25. Finally!!!!! i have had quirky names of called a Police, buji, Bag, Lightening, Shatabdi Express etc..  but D Rat sticks to me since my class Tenth.. we were a gang of girls calling ourselves "Elees Club"(the Rat Gang) and i was the Head Rat... :-D now u know the secret...  

 Though i wudnt like imposing the tag on anyone, i wud love to hear from Vasu, Nachi, Roshan, Anki, Tunafish, The Pink Orchid and Chriz....

Ciao Folks
The Rat...

its just a phase....

or so do i hope....

No Don't ask.. i am not yet ready to talk out anything.. DAmn it!! i am not even sure wats worrying me... i am not able to point my finger at anything yet...

d Rat : Wen u are undergoing an emotional trauma, even the honest-of-honest responses seems to be conceited,rite?
R : From wat i can read, something is worrying for past 4-5 days and u just wanna run away from it...

this is something i said and heard abt my present situation and it sums up neatly... Dingbats!!! i am not able settle down.. i am wearing this mask with up-turned lips.. but i am no wr even near to a genuine smile... i am so false that i am not even true to myself...
Hot choc, Hug, Warm Massage.. nothing nothing seems to work... even music is failing me... darn it!! i feel sick at heart.. food ain't helping either...
i am not going thru any heart burn (wait let me check if there is one!!) none said anything harsh to me... i got involved in no fight... none hurt me physically or emotionally... yet i am rotting here and irritated to the teeth...

i feel like bursting outta my shell.. but wr is the shell, i don't know....

wat do i do wen i got nothing to do

wat do i do wen life says me to!!!

The Rat...

Grrr...

 i stink of chocolate.... 
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damn..... how cud i forget a dark chocolate inside my jean pocket...

The Rat...

Damn IT!!!!

I need NO motivation!!

all i need is a big bear hug and a warm ...... cup of Hot Chocolate...

The Rat...

Dus Paisa wala...

"So how is ur Dus paisa wala??" Bobo asked licking his fingers..

It was a Friday and Megha was enjoying her ritual eat-out with Bobo and Krathi... Krathi with her big appetite always tried to compete the biggest foodie Megha... but today M was picking at her food.. Bobo concluded that it as something connected to Chetan...

Megha sighed and said " Don't call him that yaar.. that's wat is the problem.. Yday he started fighting on this issue"... "Dus Paisa wala", M spitted vehemently..

M had met Chetan in of those thousand Book fairs that throng the city all thru the year.. her love for books made her visit almost every one of them... she was in grazing a book on Aurobindo by Satprem wen he went past, umm ok more of dashing by her... then they wr standing next to next at the check out counter...

It was him who started the convo..

C: Hi... nice collection of books u have choosed! i take it that u are an avid reader..
M : Umm sort off.. wat are ur Genres of interest?
C : U know.. mostly autobioraphies, biographies, Non-fiction etc etc etc..

They finished their purchase and walked to the parking chit chatting mostly on books... just as M was saying bye, C tripped and his bag went flying towards Megha's feet... spilled wr the graphical autobiographies named "The Next door Slut", " The uncle and his Mistresses" and yet another...
M picked one and said "Ah the Autobiography!!" and burst out laughing... he laughed sheepishly, lunged for the book and scurried off immediately..

it was abt 2 months after this wen M saw him at a local stationery shop... she called from his behind "So Mister.. have u done with all ur Autobiographies".. C was stunned to see her.. he had least expected M, a strikingly beautiful lady, to remember him least alone talk to him after wat happ the other day... he laughed nervously but before he cud reply, M put him at ease saying 'oh come on.. its not as if u r d only guy interested in those amorous books.. everybody denies but secretly gets them hook or crook.. u atleast bought it publicly at the fair"...  all C could blurt out was "ummm..Coffee??"

its a yr since their first coffee date and they were still steady in their relationship... their interests in everything except for those "autobiographies" kept them going.. she turned a blind eye for his particular habit and he eventually lost interest in those too... Recently they had purchased a couple card to reduce their alarmingly growing phone expenses... the call rate btw them was 10 p /min and texting came free of cost...

immediately their friends circle had started calling C as Dus-paisa wala... not a flattering nickname there and C was extra-ordinarily pissed... this was the main reason for their recent arguments that eventually led to fights and black outs.. they had one of their silly fights before M came out for this Friday eat-out and was particularly annoyed beyond limits...

"Ab tho har roz yahi soch ke..." Bobo's mobile started singing... he exclaimed "M.. tera Dus paisa wala..." and ducked to dodge the cutlery that flew in his direction from M...

B : Hi Chetan.. Kahan pa hai...
C : Hi B.. ummm... listen can i talk to M.. she has switched of her mobile.. Plz...
B : lo Karlo Baath...(passing on the mobile to M)

M : C.. wat happ now..
C : ummmm.... can u come out plz...i am waiting outside..
M : Wat the hell!! cant u come in.. i am with Bobo n Krathi only..
C : Just come out...

Megha was worried if this is a prelue for another big fight now.. she hurriedly went out searching for Chetan... M worridly asked"Wat happ C.. is there a problem?" suddenly C got to his knees and produced a beautiful Rose boquet out of no-where... then he huskily asked " Will u marry me, My Dus Paisa waali???"
M was stunned even to utter the "yes" which she eventually uttered.. C slipped on a ruby ring onto M's finger and hugged her close....

Krathi dragged M to inspect the ring, wen Bobo asked Chetan "scene kya hai boss.. One moment u are fighting the next moment u ask her to marry u.. am i smelling something fishy? and wat is this dus paisa waali.."

"Ssssh!" shushed C, " don't be loud..." after checking that they were at safe distance he said " i was planning this for days.. but as its VDay tomm i tot, let me propose her"

"Thats fine..But wat happ to ur silly fight!!" asked Bobo...

"Oh that! Solo company has withdrawn all its plan expect our Dus-paisa wala scheme.. ummm..i am happy and ll be her Dus Paisa wala forever.. But i beg u plz don't let her know.. after all i need something to fight with her now and then right??" said the love struck newly engaged Chetan, grinning as wide as his llips cud allow...

 :-) Happy Valentine Folks... 

For u Pink Lips!!!!

this is from Nachi (simbly lurve u, sweets), again...!!!

pink chaddis and all are fine, 

but i am still without an Valentine!

so i guess i am going to stick to my sorry tune,

anyways most people think i am a crazy loon.

my cards and gifts are to be taken with Aspirin,

only cakes are something for which i would kill.

amazing women and good food are pretty fine,

but that ain't reason for me to get an Valentine?

a bottle of Rum and an ol' quirky song,

the cat on the ceiling and me in a thong!

singing and dancing and jiving to my quirky song.

dude, St Valentine, you can join in too, 
and all you women, "yeah, i love you too!"
but this Valentine ain't going to be no different
and i ain't going nowhere, and i'm still here
so unless you call me and sing me a different song,
i shall keep hoarsing my voice in this quirky song!

 lovely ain't it!!!

Anyways, moving on... something that popped into my mind...

Megha : Bobo.. wat are u hiding there..ouch a mushy pink heart pillow!!wat got into u dude!!
Bobo : Ummmm... this is for Krathi..
M : Why doesn't she have any pillow.. last time i slept over her place, she had enuf for an army to bunk there..
B : Megha..plzzz... Feb 14th is coming over and i need to give something...
M : and u selected this??? are u sick!!
B : come on.. with my meager pocket money this is the most decent i cud afford.. anyways wat are u doing??
M : Lunch at Fortune Landmark...a table already reserved for d single lady,me
B : Hey but that's fricking 1400 bucks.. are u crazy.. i cant even dream abt it
M : Hell-o!! u get more than that  from ur parents every week.. wr does that all go???
B : He He He..u know d usual!!
M : Define usual...
B : Ermmm... Prolonged calls, numerous texts, taking Krathi out, dining, getting her gifts, treating her friends, treating my friends on her behalf, flowers, chocolates, petrol, etc etc etc
M : and evetually get nagged by K..
B : Ummm.. yeah.. even after all this, i get to hear "Bobo u r not taking care of enuf"
M : Dude Wake up!!!.. u are killing urself... do u get to hang out with ur friends anytime, like anytime anywr??
B : No..
M : Do u spend enuf on urself ?
B : No....
M : Can u look/stare/ogle at other specimens of the opposite gender..
B : Hell, No! u wants to get killed..
M : Can u hang out with K without being afraid of getting caught by friends or family??
B : No Way!!!!
M : Can u eat at those road side dhabas??
B : Are u crazy.. Krathi ll give me a lecture on health hygiene and wat not..
M : Hmmm.. in short u ain't doing anything u want to??
B : Ermmmmm Rite...

(Silence...)
Krathi : Hey Megha.. HIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Bobo.. wats that u r hiding sweet heart..
B: This.. this pink heart?? oh nothing just got it for my Dog, Caesar.. u now doc has asked me to keep him comfortable...

Yay!!! more many more reasons Singletons Rock... . Here u go Luscious lips.. done with..



for all those who have met their soul mates, Happy Valentine's Day.. to all the singles, Happy INDEPENDENCE Day!!!!

if u find a strong stench of Pinkishness in this post it isn't my fault.. the sole credit goes to Pramod Muthalik (this guy has a page on wiki!! lord save the earth!!).. Sure its his Trademark color....



The Rat...

Third degree torture...

 Dear Nachiketa has tagged this poor Rat... i got to ban taggers from my blog, i think.. anyways this lazy bum though its better to give it a style of its own... yup more pics less words... here we go...

Whats your occupation?
as of now nothing else...

 

What color are your socks now?

 Seriously..why wud u want to know..but its definitely not stinking as urs...

What are you listening to now?

the eternal!!! 

What was the last thing you ate?

 Completely delicious and stomach filling.. i think i had this after almost 6 yrs..

 



Can you drive a stick shift?
  Wats d need??? :-|

Last person you spoke to on the phone?

At 5 45 am... now wr is my demmed mobile.. no calls since then..

 

  

Do you like the person who sent you this?

is this some kind of try-to-break-mates-plan????

How old are you today?

need i say more???

Last movie watched?

Bol-bol-y-did-u-dit-ch-me!!!

 

Favourite day of the Year?

 for a completely diff reason... i so love this date that all my ids have these digits tuned into it.. yup i got the result of my first project on this day.. A++

How do you vent out your anger?

the short tempered rat is a thing of past,i hope (Fingers crossed)

Favourite toy as a child?

he he he.. did i say u, i was a nerd.. never had a toy, hard or soft till around my 20th birthday

When was the last time you cried?

Seriously!! does one remembers these details... i wont even if u cry out large

Who is the friend you have had the longest?

This Idiot.. has stuck with me all thru my idiosyncracies..our friendship defys logic.. most of all things sanity!!! Love u babe!!

What did you do last night?

Watched back to back till i dropped dead...

 

What are you most afraid of?

This really kills the workaholic Rat!!

Favorite day of the week?

Saaaatuuurdaaay....

 How many states have you lived in?

1 - always solid.. oh u meant the state.. 13 in all... full report included

 Diamond or Pearl?

Now u know why i love Pele..

 

What is your wish for this new year?

Zen... zen...zen...

 New Year Resolutions?

Isn't this too early?? :-P well ok


Phew..... Job well done.... Take that Nachi... I ain't tagging anyone.. this is a complete torture device Amigos

The Rat...

I R Baboon!!

How many of u remember this cartoon series!! i followed it religiously during my high school days..Loved both Weasel and Baboon for their own uniqueness.. Baboon's near Compulsive OD and for his cute red protruding buttocks.. Weasel is me, the know-it-all chattering n to the 10...

Ok why suddenly d weasel and d blistering-bumbling-baboon?? Pri of Nostalgic moments is really feeding to her nostalgia and in turn churning the wheel barrow of my non-existent brain too.. one of those pics reminded me d weasel and also my weaselic-moments during that period... in short i was, am and ll be a nerd. Period.

Exhibit - 1:
It was a fun quiz program for kids at my Dad's office.. i was in class 6 then...
one question was "12 inches converts into how many cm.."(or something of that sort)..some kid have the answer quickly thinking of the meter scale... i was gloriously calculating in my mind using the formula (inch  x  2.54 = cm)  for a good 2 mins...

Exhibit - 2:

Next was a Tamil elocution competition in class 7... was a French n Hindi student then... 5 minutes before the show i came to know of the scheduled function.. was goaded into participation by a senior student who wanted to hear me stumble and provide a comic relief for others... Lucky enuf,the Topic was "Bane of Nuclear Bombs".. the senior just had to watch with long face wen i walked away with the first prize...

Exhibit - 3:

A friend of mine was busily doing some work for a project during class 10 on a word document... she hurriedly asked the meaning of some complicated word... i was lazily doodling with my sketch pad and promptly said "hit the Synonym bar"..  she punched me hard on my forearm and said "there!! now say wats the meaning"...


Errmmm that was me i suppose.. i am still like that.. cant help it, BabeH!!!

P.S # don't even get me started on this Pramod Muthalik story.. pink chaddis and pink Condoms... Man wat are we upto.. wr is our politics leading us to??

The Rat...

This Valentine Day!!!

Girls Girls Girls!!!! How many times have i warned to be abt this vile tribe called MCPs... Now u have to come running to me, holding the hem of ur skirts and tears streaming down ur rosy red cheeks... u poor things... come here.. first let me give u a warm hug...
Lets talk abt the ex-lames first... oops, my bad, i meant ex-flames... u fell in love with this guy, fine... u has an issue,fine..d guy broke off the relation, fine... now u are longing for him,i understand, very fine... but now the guy asks u out on a wake of V day and u say yes, NO... NOT AT ALL FINE!!!
get off with it girls!! he left u... accept that... now he is just trying to get back as the loser has no date for his valentine weekend.. the dimwit knows u damn well that u wont say a no to him... but lets differ.. come on girls show tenga to this tribe, now!!!

and yeah... go here to show tenga to Muthalik and his kind... i hitting the pub no matter wat this saturday... and if i cud help a hot hunk in tow!! i am gonna show up in a noodle strap top, definitely in my best Levi's and practice all my raunchy dance steps... let anyone just have the guts to touch me or marry me to the guy i am with...

Ouch u have 4 more days to go!!!
The Rat...

Anti Social Me !!!!

sometime back i got this on my chat box: AS wants to  chat with u.. yes  no??
i tot he was some blog buddy and said yes... wat ensued was...

AS : Hi... ur name is so pretty...
Rat: (baffled) oh thanks...Do i know u??
AS: No.. but i know u very well.. u have very sweet voice
Rat: (now completely baffled) OH!! ok can i know abt u.? in plain words WHO-ARE-U??
AS: i am simpal Guy..
Rat: Oh.. (thinking the fraandship types).. Look AS i need to go now.. i got work to do
AS: ok.. not to worry.. i ll wait.. u completely do with all ur work...

Some 2 days later,
AS: Hi sweetheart.. plz talk to me
Rat: (thinking y he still exists in my unblocked list) Look i have work to do.. talk to u later..
AS: Acha.. tell me wr did u get my id from?? do i know u..
Rat: (WTF??) Dude!! u wr d one who sent  d request.. i dont even know ur name...
AS: Oh ok ok!! cool down sweet heart... i wont disturb u.. i am a soft saporting natur guy!!
Rat: Ok bye...
AS: say something sweet before leaving dear
Rat: (completely pissed off) umm.. jilebi???
AS: Oh oh.. u dont understand ah,... honey, dear, darling, Sweets etc etc.. like that..

Didnt even bother to reply..just blocked him off the list... triple checked by removing it from my chat record and off my trash list... then y am i irritated and reproducing it here... the sucker had the guts to sent me an Orkut request today.. such guts.. and i wont be pissed if u laugh along with me.. that dumb fellow had the exact words "simpal Guy", "saporting natur guy" tuned into his profile...it had more LMAO-Barf-bag-plz stuff included in it... Puke!!!!!

now i joined orky in the late 2005 due to peer pressure from coll mates.. but d interest went flaccid in a month or 2.. the account is still there.. but i hardly chat/scrap or use it for any purpose...its just there.. i had been dodging requests to join FB for a long time, quoting the same line again & again, "i am anti-social"...

but seriously.. these Fraandships penetrating the sanctum-sanctorum of my chat box!!! Heights, i say!!!
The Rat...

I hath new shoes...

New Mules from Mochi only... spent a fortune on it but looks good na.. thats y bought it.. also showing off  at the party yday nite... serves rite for that M.. lady showing off her new necklase.. i only know that she picked up from a second hand market, Khatri only...He he he.. dont admonish my english now... blame on Moni Mohsin and her book "The Diary of a Social Butterfly" ;-D... hilarious book i say.. u really need to  read this book for a good laugh, eventhough i took time to grip on the language used...

Saw DEV D yday with P... My first sentence 5 min into d movie was, "Wat!! Leave something to my imagination yaar!!" MUST WATCH.... It has everything u cud have dreamt in ur wildest dreams... P was confused to see Chanda dressed as Nurse, school girl and such things... now how to explain this fetish thing to this under-age girl... :-D welcome ending... i know i know, i am a sucker for Happy endings...

 Wat was funny was the interlude with the Counter guy (CG) at the Cineplex...
D Rat: 2 Tickets for Dev D
CG : Ummm... ID card plz..
D Rat: (flashes her, rather throws her credit card and office id)
CG: One that shows ur bday
D Rat: (Flips the Office id to reveal the mystery news)
CG: he he he he... u don't look like a ** old...
D Rat: (now gets y all this drama and grinzz widely)
CG: Sorry but really u look like a 16 yr old and (turning to P) u like a 25 yr old..
P: (Nearing Volcanic Eruption) How dare u....
:-P really!!! he made my day.. not to mention P is 5-6 years younger than me in reality...


the party,yday nite, was d perfect way to end the day... Wat more, i got to show off my new mules and a new chic designer Salwar Kameez... went with the whole gang of my colleagues as the host was a colleague too... suddenly D sees a awesome chick wrapped in a Blue saree, standing at the Noodle Bar 

D :  Turn Turn Turn Turn (with me controlling my giggles).. Oh  Crap,this is P.. (P is a colleague and a good friend of D)

Much to his chagrin, i illustrated the whole thing to P amidst peals of laughter... wat more P's Mom overheard the whole thing and came over to talk to us...Roflarious!


The Rat...